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Guitar Gamer

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As a single male teenager: Don't get seen doing it.
As a child: No matter how tasty play dough is, don't eat it.
As a rule of thumb: No fruit bigger than a berry is blue, so don't eat anything claiming to be a fruit that isn't a berry
As a member of B[sup][sup]uilders[/sup][/sup]L[sup][sup]eague[/sup][/sup]U[sup][sup]nited[/sup][/sup] team: RUN LIKE A COWARD
As a inmate in a prison: don't drop the soap.
 

mikecoulter

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As a minion, do not think for yourself.

As a person, don't spent all your time worrying.

When driving, don't attempt to take your jumper off on the motorway.

When the goings good, rub it in everyone's faces, it may not last long...
 

Chrono180

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Excuse my plug of schlock mercenary, but "The seven habits of highly effective pirates" fits so well.

Pillage, then burn
A Sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on.
An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody.
Close air support covereth a multitude of sins
If violence wasn?t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it
Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock.
Never turn your back on an enemy.
Sometimes the only way out is through.
Everything is air-droppable at least once.
A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head
Do unto others
Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.
Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence
The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go
Only cheaters prosper
If you?re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.
That which does not kill you has made a tactical erro
When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support
There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.'
Just because it's easy for you doesn't mean it can't be hard on your clients

Oh, and some of my own:
Destiny is just a term used when people don't want to take responsibility for their actions.

Justice is one of those modern myths, like the tooth fairy or Santa Claus. Vengeance, however, isn't.

Oh, and:
There is ALWAYS someone with a bigger stick.
 

Mikkaddo

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don't drink the water, they put something in it, to make you forget

Our Benefactors will take down the suppression field when we've proved we don't need it

"Our Benefactors" is propaganda to make you think the evil creepy alien dudes are cool not evil

Always know where your towel is

if you find a crowbar, KEEP IT it is your best friend

remember beige headcrabs=weak BLACK headcrabs=neurotoxin DEATH BRIGADE
 

LWS666

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never say vinegar to a black man if you have a stutter

never miss an opertunity to pee

keep on rockin
 

TheYellowCellPhone

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I headshot is the best way to kill.
The best way to kill zombies is with fire.
When someone in a horror movie says something along the line of, "I'll check it out" "It's going to be okay", goes off alone or shows any nudity they are most definetly are going to die.

There is a porn of it, no exceptions.
If there isn't a porn of it, it shall be made.
It is someone's fetish. No exceptions.
 

ChaosGenesis

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Make yourself indispensable.
Keep someone that is dispensable around.
Make your own rules.
Break your own rules.
If it doesn't work the first time, blow on it.
Bros before hoes
Don't pee in the pool
Those are the droids you're looking for
Exploit weakness.
His name is not Eggman. Its Dr Robotnik. Don't you forget this.
As a respectable person, don't use the noob tube.
As a ninja, sshhhh
As a corpse, stay dead.
As a vampire, avoid sunlight. It will not make you sparkle


Cardio is important
Beware of bathrooms
Wear seatbelts
Doubletap
Travel light
Know your way out
Dont be a hero
Limber up
Check the backseat
Enjoy the little things
 

Mikkaddo

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As a Zerg Infected soldier: FOR THE SWARM!!!!

As a Medic: Time for your sponge bath already sir?

As a Zerg Hydralisk: GRRWWWAAAHHHHRRRRAAARRRRRRHHHRRRR

As a Horde warrior: FOR THE HORDE!

As a Protoss: MY LIFE FOR AYIR!
 

martin's a madman

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mikecoulter said:
As a minion, do not think for yourself.

As a person, don't spent all your time worrying.

When driving, don't attempt to take your jumper off on the motorway.

When the goings good, rub it in everyone's faces, it may not last long...

I wrote in connection to your first one: As a friend: Conform when possible, nobody likes a unique snowflake.
 

Mikkaddo

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ChaosGenesis said:
Make yourself indispensable.
Keep someone that is dispensable around.
Make your own rules.
Break your own rules.
If it doesn't work the first time, blow on it.
Bros before hoes
Don't pee in the pool
Those are the droids you're looking for
Exploit weakness.
His name is not Eggman. Its Dr Robotnik. Don't you forget this.
As a respectable person, don't use the noob tube.
As a ninja, sshhhh
As a corpse, stay dead.
As a vampire, avoid sunlight. It will not make you sparkle


Cardio is important
Beware of bathrooms
Wear seatbelts
Doubletap
Travel light
Know your way out
Dont be a hero
Limber up
Check the backseat
Enjoy the little things
BE a hero.

Fixed

also it bears repeating: DO. NOT. SHOOT. BILL. MURREY
 

mikecoulter

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martin said:
mikecoulter said:
As a minion, do not think for yourself.

As a person, don't spent all your time worrying.

When driving, don't attempt to take your jumper off on the motorway.

When the goings good, rub it in everyone's faces, it may not last long...

I wrote in connection to your first one: As a friend: Conform when possible, nobody likes a unique snowflake.
Oh cool :) Personally I really liked the jumper one...
 

Random Argument Man

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martin said:
Random Argument Man said:
I can't think of any real good ones. My brain is tired. However...

If you have to shoot, shoot! Don't talk.
How about, The times they are a changin'?
See? Brain is tired. Although, you just gave me an idea. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RltIUKEpukg