Does the World Need Halo: Reach-themed Mountain Dew?

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Does the World Need Halo: Reach-themed Mountain Dew?

What do the members of Halo: Reach's Noble Team taste like?

I inexplicably got a package from the Pepsi Corporation this morning that contained five different varieties of Mountain Dew for each of the Noble Team in Halo: Reach. According to the marketing materials that came with the box, only 300 of these "Halo: Reach Honor the Code kits" were created. Not only did I get five bottled of variously colored sugar water, but I was also lucky enough to receive two bags of Doritos with Halo branding. "But there's more!" Isn't there always?

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"We've also included the newest member of our Mountain Dew family: Mountain Dew White Out. You won't find this edition of White Out in stores. It's not for sale and you can't buy it. We're giving it only to true Mountain Dew fans."

My only question is: How did they know?!?!

I mean, sure, I love caffeinating with some Dew every now and then. It's usually my soda of choice when I'm driving across state lines at 3am. But how did Pepsi know that? Have they been following me? Is there a chip in my larynx that registers whenever that silky green soda-pop flows down my throat?

I may never know the answers to these questions, but I can offer some pictures of the kit and all of the products contained in it. It's really quite glorious in its pointlessness. The D&D dork in me was happy that the kit included stat-sheets for each member of the Noble Team and that each of the flavors matched the character's armor color.

Many people in the office told me to avoid the Dew flavors that "weren't green" but in an effort to uphold my journalistic integrity, I will offer you my honest opinion on these new flavors of caffeine fuel.

Name: Kat S320
Rank: Lieutenant Commander
Armor Color: Blue
Mountain Dew Flavor: Voltage

Upon opening this bottle, I was confronted with a bouquet reminiscent of walking through fields of blue raspberries on a delightful spring morning. Wait, there's no such thing as blue raspberries. Well, in that case, Voltage tastes exactly like a blue Tootsie Pop with a ginseng finish.

Grade: B-

Name: Jorge S-052
Rank: Chief Warrant Officer
Armor Color: Gold
Mountain Dew Flavor: Live Wire

Yep, it's Fanta. With caffeine. I approve.

Grade: A-

Name: Emile S-239
Rank: Warrant Officer
Armor Color: Red
Mountain Dew Flavor: Code Red with Cherry

Code Red has been around for a while, but this one has a shot of cherry in it. It's actually a nice departure from the more citrus-ey flavors. I don't think that Emile would be associated with anything with cherry in it, but as [user]John Funk[/user] pointed out, you could think of it as blood. That's appropriately badass, I suppose.

Grade: B+

Name: Carter S-259
Rank: Commander
Armor Color: Blue
Mountain Dew Flavor: Mountain Dew

Here Pepsi really dropped the ball and screwed with the whole armor color/flavor association thing. I guess it makes sense that Carter is good ol' classic Dew, but they lose points for not sticking with the system. Fail!

Grade: D+

Name: Jun S-266
Rank: Warrant Officer
Armor Color: Green
Mountain Dew Flavor: Diet Mountain Dew

While I was at first disappointed with the fact that the smallest guy on the Noble Team was relegated into Diet status, [user]Susan Arendt[/user] rightly pointed out that he's a sniper and didn't need to consume as many calories as the rest of the team. I can't argue with that logic.

Grade: B-

Name: Noble Six S-312
Rank: Lieutenant
Armor Color: Variable
Mountain Dew Flavor: White Out

This was the flavor that the office was the most interested to try, and it was a little hard to place at first. It definitely reminded me of Fresca, with a touch of 7up. I'm a big fan of Fresca, usually with a healthy shot of gin, so White Out was my favorite of the bunch. Who knows if or when White Out will be in stores but I highly recommend trying it out when you can.

Grade: A+


And the Doritos? As always, they were delicious, but perhaps more so because they were so wonderfully paired with a sugar & caffeine-induced high.

I should be able to sleep in a week or two.



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I got the "Offical HALO Experience" version of Mountain Dew.

It comes with four different flavors and a seven year old obese American child who calls you a "N*gger" every twenty-three seconds.
 

Greg Tito

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Actually, I think the better question is: "Does the world need Mountain Dew?"
 

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Commander Breetai said:
Actually, I think the better question is: "Does the world need Mountain Dew?"
Yes.

Wow that's pretty cool.
Cliff_m85 said:
I got the "Offical HALO Experience" version of Mountain Dew.

It comes with four different flavors and a seven year old obese American child who calls you a "N*gger" every twenty-three seconds.
Couldn't of said it better.
 

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Commander Breetai said:
Actually, I think the better question is: "Does the world need Mountain Dew?"
Everything but normal flavor, kinda like how Carter is the lamest of Noble Team. Hmmm, the match does go well.
 

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no, it doesnt, the world doesnt need any more halo


/asshole mode off

idk, to be honest, I dont think it would be necessary or anything, I mean, shit, it's just mountain dew with an overdesigned robot drawn on it, it's not like it would sell more


I know, Noble team are not robots and the spartan units are not robots either
 

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WTF Jun has blue armor???? He's fucking green!!! dammit Pepsi fucking such a simple thing up.

I want Emile and Noble Six Mountain Dew flavors.
 

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I think i'll stick to simple, black coffee while waiting for Halo branded diapers or something along the line.
 

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White Out was ok probably my favorite this past Democracy. The Lime Mountain Dew was almost redundant while I was never a fan of melon. Still prefer Voltage and then Livewire.
 

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Strangely I don't really care much for most Mountain Dew flavors. The Game Fuel flavors are the only ones that I really liked and as you may know Mountain Dew Game Fuel was originally released to promote Halo 3.

Then it went out of production for a while until they released them with World of Warcraft branding to promote Wrath of the Lich-King or something. Regardless I was glad to have it back, but they've stopped producing it yet again.

So thanks a lot for the brief false hope of Halo: Reach Game Fuel!
[small]jerk[/small]
 

Jared

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...Merchadising, taken to a while new level...and it will sell, because people want it
 

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Greg Tito said:
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Name: Jun S-266
Rank: Warrant Officer
Armor Color: Blue
Mountain Dew Flavor: Diet Mountain Dew

While I was at first disappointed with the fact that the smallest guy on the Noble Team was relegated into Diet status, [user]Susan Arendt[/user] rightly pointed out that he's a sniper and didn't need to consume as many calories as the rest of the team. I can't argue with that logic.
I hate to be THAT guy. But Jun had green armor. and a little mesh thing around his neck. You know, to make the 7 foot tall guy in heavy armor sneak a little better
 

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More Mountain Dew would be a good thing.

You know what would be better? If they used Halo Reach as an excuse to BRING BACK PITCH BLACK, DAMMIT!
 

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First off
Cliff_m85 said:
I got the "Offical HALO Experience" version of Mountain Dew.

It comes with four different flavors and a seven year old obese American child who calls you a "N*gger" every twenty-three seconds.
I lol'd very hard. Thank you for that sir.

2. Wasn't White Out a part of the flavor voting thing this year? I could have sworn it was.
 

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Where do you get these? I LOVE when they do game fuels and what not, this seems fun and yummy.
 

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i loved the white-out flavor, but i'm still saddened that in the first dewmocracy voltage beat revolution....god i loved me some revolution

NeutralDrow said:
More Mountain Dew would be a good thing.

You know what would be better? If they used Halo Reach as an excuse to BRING BACK PITCH BLACK, DAMMIT!
ya know i actually loved the pitch black II, when it had the sour flavor to it o.0
 

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A friend of mines has collected all but Jun and six. Now I can tell him why he can't find six.

Also, I kind of like it how you graded each flavor the same way I graded each character.
 

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Armored Prayer said:
Also, I kind of like it how you graded each flavor the same way I graded each character.
LOL I did the same thing.

But I like Emile more than Jorge and Kat. Noble 6 kicks ass and Jun needs more screen time.
 

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Greg Tito said:
Name: Jun S-266
Rank: Warrant Officer
Armor Color: Blue
Mountain Dew Flavor: Diet Mountain Dew

While I was at first disappointed with the fact that the smallest guy on the Noble Team was relegated into Diet status, [user]Susan Arendt[/user] rightly pointed out that he's a sniper and didn't need to consume as many calories as the rest of the team. I can't argue with that logic.

Grade: B-

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And that sort of comment is why Susan Arendt is my favorite.
 

Catalyst6

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I don't know who Jun S-266 is, but I feel bad for him. After all, he does carry the big gun, right? Let's put some sugar in that barrel.
 

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Greg Tito said:
"We've also included the newest member of our Mountain Dew family: Mountain Dew White Out. You won't find this edition of White Out in stores. It's not for sale and you can't buy it. We're giving it only to true Mountain Dew fans."

My only question is: How did they know?!?!
Obviously they made an error. That was meant for me. I am Mountain Dew's Biggest Fan!
And the Doritos? As always, they were delicious, but perhaps more so because they were so wonderfully paired with a sugar & caffeine-induced high.

I should be able to sleep in a week or two.
Not if you don't share those with me. Next night you will wake up, turn over and find me standing over you...staring. BWAHAHAHAHA!
[sub]Oh very well, congratulations. Can I recommend a painkiller for the withdrawals?[/sub]
 

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I'm going to feel cheated if I don't get one of these, I drink at least 45 cans a week.
 

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PLEASE I NEED THAT NOBLE SIX WHITE OUT!!! I save and collect Mountain Dew stuff physical and virtual. When Mountain Dew shows a commercial, or small video to us and then removes it later when the promotion is over, I get the .flv file of that video or the pictures they show and save it to my Mountain Dew folder. I also collect all Mountain Dew stuff, anything branded with Mountain Dew I save. I drink it daily, just like water. IT IS ALWAYS MY DRINK OF CHOICE. I back Mountain Dew up anytime someone disses it, I am a die hard fan and will do /anything/ for that white out. Please if you didn't give it away yet, PLEASE send it to me, or add me to the list of people to possibly win it. PLEASSSSSSEEEE!
 

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Greg Tito said:
Does the World Need Halo: Reach-themed Mountain Dew?

What do the members of Halo: Reach's Noble Team taste like?

I inexplicably got a package from the Pepsi Corporation this morning that contained five different varieties of Mountain Dew for each of the Noble Team in Halo: Reach. According to the marketing materials that came with the box, only 300 of these "Halo: Reach Honor the Code kits" were created. Not only did I get five bottled of variously colored sugar water, but I was also lucky enough to receive two bags of Doritos with Halo branding. "But there's more!" Isn't there always?
Wait a minute............
.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Mountain Dew is Pepsi? This alone, is news to me.
 

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...Is it wrong of me to hate you? I want it...
Before even reading I was like
GAME FUEL AND I DID NOT KNOW?! BLASPHEMY! Yes the world could do with more Halo MD. I want the statistics! Oh and if you didn't know when you drink your first Mountain Dew a little chip is implanted in your throat, it sends your daily intake of MD back to head quarters. I learned that the hard way.
 

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Anomynous 167 said:
Greg Tito said:
Does the World Need Halo: Reach-themed Mountain Dew?

What do the members of Halo: Reach's Noble Team taste like?

I inexplicably got a package from the Pepsi Corporation this morning that contained five different varieties of Mountain Dew for each of the Noble Team in Halo: Reach. According to the marketing materials that came with the box, only 300 of these "Halo: Reach Honor the Code kits" were created. Not only did I get five bottled of variously colored sugar water, but I was also lucky enough to receive two bags of Doritos with Halo branding. "But there's more!" Isn't there always?
Wait a minute............
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Mountain Dew is Pepsi? This alone, is news to me.
Almost every soda pop on the shelves is either owned by the Pepsi or Coke group, you usually can just turn to the back and see either logo.
 

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Catalyst6 said:
I don't know who Jun S-266 is, but I feel bad for him. After all, he does carry the big gun, right? Let's put some sugar in that barrel.
Jun is the sniper, Jorge is the big Spartan-II with the machine gun.
 

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Commander Breetai said:
Actually, I think the better question is: "Does the world need Mountain Dew?"
Does the world need humans? Does it need anything? On a universal scale, is need even possible? Because my needs contradict with the needs of others, negating both. Essentially, everything we do is pointless, and the only thing we should bother with is personal gain.

Naturally, everyone can't be living like that at the same time, things would collapse. So some of us become workaholics, others, slackers, with most falling in the middle. For these people, Mountain Dew or similar products provide relief, they give us the right amount of pleasure, in combination with other entertaintainment. They allow us to carry on our day, and thus further the species. If the world can need anything, it needs Mountain Dew. Even if it tastes like piss.
 

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The original Mountain Dew, Code Red, and Voltage are all absolutely delicious to me. They're all spectacular flavors and I love them. I cycle between the three regularly. Livewire is also pretty good, but I never liked it as much as the other three.

I found Whiteout to be quite odd though, it tastes good to me at first but then I get really sick of it about halfway through the bottle. I liked the other two flavors in the vote better. Typhoon was your standard berry/tropical flavor, it tasted good but it wasn't really anything special. I originally expected Distortion to be gross, but it was actually okay, pretty much just tasted like regular Mountain Dew with a little limey tang to it. All in all though, none of the three stood out to me, I wouldn't regularly consume any of them.
 

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MystryMeet said:
Catalyst6 said:
I don't know who Jun S-266 is, but I feel bad for him. After all, he does carry the big gun, right? Let's put some sugar in that barrel.
Jun is the sniper, Jorge is the big Spartan-II with the machine gun.
Well, yeah. Machine guns are nice and all, but there are redwoods that are smaller than Halo's sniper rifle.
 

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Catalyst6 said:
MystryMeet said:
Catalyst6 said:
I don't know who Jun S-266 is, but I feel bad for him. After all, he does carry the big gun, right? Let's put some sugar in that barrel.
Jun is the sniper, Jorge is the big Spartan-II with the machine gun.
Well, yeah. Machine guns are nice and all, but there are redwoods that are smaller than Halo's sniper rifle.
I was just trying to inform you on which character we were talking about. Yes the sniper rifle has a long barrel and is big I just thought you meant THE BIG GUN which is usually used to refer to Jorge so I thought you had confused them.
 

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They ought to make a Pitch Black 3, then put out 12 packs that include the Pitch Black Collection. Sell it like a movie pack or something. Call it the world's first high definition soda. In 3D.
 
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Meh, don't care that much for Mountain Dew.

Dr. Pepper however, now thats a drink.
 

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Greg Tito, you are now officially my favorite Escapist Staff member. Sorry, Susan and Russ, you two get bumped down a notch.
 

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I think the real question is "Is the world ready for Halo:Reach-themed Mountain Dew?"

And the answer is a definite maybe.

....but why the hell haven't I gotten any! Come on, Pepsi! I've been slowly killing myself with your products since I was little!
 

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To answer the title question: No. The last thing that spoiled, Super-Saiyan-Sedentary, pre-teens need is even more sugar and caffeine. :p

Kat-Mountain Dew sounds like it fits here quite well to me. I'm just curious, did the cap leak or come off a little easier?[footnote]That's right, I went there[/footnote]

Carter makes sense I suppose, he was a more run-of-the-mill space marine leader. Sure, he may not have been the most exciting Spartan, but you don't even give him a special flavor or at least a color? I just cannot picture a squad of sodas being led by a regular Mountain Dew; I think of those as more of the fodder.

For Jun, I was thinking something minty and fresh like an evergreen. Maybe even something sort of outdoorsy. Or maybe Beef Jerky flavored. Yeah. Why not.
[sub]At least the color matches. [/sub] Maybe it says something about him hiding and sneaking as a sniper: He's really just scared and insecure with himself and is now on a diet. Maybe he can flip over a tank, maybe he can break an elite's neck. But maybe that diet soda is the only thing holding back the tears... [sub]Or maybe Mountain Dew was running out of ideas[/sub]

I'm surprised Emile's wasn't overpoweringly sour with an acidic aftertaste that makes you spit curses while making everyone as miserable as you now that you've had that first sip. To better fit his personality, they could always make an Emile-Tequila = Put a sharp object in every bottle!

I don't drink soda, but "Fanta" sounds right for Jorge. But shouldn't Jorge-Mountain Dew come with like an extra 30% or at least a funnel? Oh! Or an extra "belt" of caffeine.
 

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YAY new colors and flavors of Slurm Mt Dew! Too bad I am not a huge fan of it, but is sounds like they are having fun. I will have to try white if it comes out and my Mt dew friends get it.


Now if only we had soda that was TF2 based....wait coke is red and pepsi is blue...
 

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Catalyst6 said:
I don't know who Jun S-266 is, but I feel bad for him. After all, he does carry the big gun, right? Let's put some sugar in that barrel.
Jun is a Sniper. So He stays in the back and snipes the enemy. His sniper rifle is really long
bojac6 said:
Greg Tito said:
Name: Jun S-266
Rank: Warrant Officer
Armor Color: Blue
Mountain Dew Flavor: Diet Mountain Dew

While I was at first disappointed with the fact that the smallest guy on the Noble Team was relegated into Diet status, [user]Susan Arendt[/user] rightly pointed out that he's a sniper and didn't need to consume as many calories as the rest of the team. I can't argue with that logic.

Grade: B-

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His armor is not Blue its fucking Green
 

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Shane McGinnis said:
PLEASE I NEED THAT NOBLE SIX WHITE OUT!!! I save and collect Mountain Dew stuff physical and virtual. When Mountain Dew shows a commercial, or small video to us and then removes it later when the promotion is over, I get the .flv file of that video or the pictures they show and save it to my Mountain Dew folder. I also collect all Mountain Dew stuff, anything branded with Mountain Dew I save. I drink it daily, just like water. IT IS ALWAYS MY DRINK OF CHOICE. I back Mountain Dew up anytime someone disses it, I am a die hard fan and will do /anything/ for that white out. Please if you didn't give it away yet, PLEASE send it to me, or add me to the list of people to possibly win it. PLEASSSSSSEEEE!
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I don't know if this a joke or something...
 

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The world doesnt need any more Halo themed anything.


Whiskey Echo!!
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As a Dew fanatic, I am deeply jealous right now. Not because of the Halo: Reach themed pack, but because Code Red is so hard to find where I live. B+ rassafrakking...
 

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TheSkaAssassin said:
First off
Cliff_m85 said:
I got the "Offical HALO Experience" version of Mountain Dew.

It comes with four different flavors and a seven year old obese American child who calls you a "N*gger" every twenty-three seconds.
I lol'd very hard. Thank you for that sir.

2. Wasn't White Out a part of the flavor voting thing this year? I could have sworn it was.
You are correct. I know I have had White out before. It was a whitish-grey colored can with light blue as the secondary color.

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Just for kicks, I would like to collect every style of bottle, but my university drink vendors only stock regular and diet.

This article was helpful, cause I was wondering if there were other bottles with the other team members, since I have only been buying regular Dew in between my classes.

I guess I will have to take a look when I go to restock my apartment with groceries tomorrow.
 

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Darth_Dude said:
Shane McGinnis said:
PLEASE I NEED THAT NOBLE SIX WHITE OUT!!! I save and collect Mountain Dew stuff physical and virtual. When Mountain Dew shows a commercial, or small video to us and then removes it later when the promotion is over, I get the .flv file of that video or the pictures they show and save it to my Mountain Dew folder. I also collect all Mountain Dew stuff, anything branded with Mountain Dew I save. I drink it daily, just like water. IT IS ALWAYS MY DRINK OF CHOICE. I back Mountain Dew up anytime someone disses it, I am a die hard fan and will do /anything/ for that white out. Please if you didn't give it away yet, PLEASE send it to me, or add me to the list of people to possibly win it. PLEASSSSSSEEEE!
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I don't know if this a joke or something...
I would say it is serious.
Or maybe he works for Mountain Dew, paid spokesperson.

I'm not that fanatical about Mountain Dew, but I would like to collect one of each type of bottle.
 

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I have Kat, Jun, and Carter. I can't seem to find Jorge or Emile, though im not to enthsiastic about drinking livewire for jorge (i fucking hate livewire). Voltage is still my favorite of all of them and i only tried typhoon and distortion this dewmocracy year, i didnt like typhoon, and i thought that distortion tasted the EXACT SAME as regular dew.......

Last years dewmocracy was better, i still wish that we could have kept voltage and supernova, i loved both but i liked voltage more and it is still my favorite of all the dews.

Voltage FTW!!!!
 

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Irridium said:
Meh, don't care that much for Mountain Dew.

Dr. Pepper however, now thats a drink.
I drink both, well, I'll drink just about any soda, it can depends on my mood.

Though I have found some I don't like, well, I don't like now that they have changed.

7up and Sierra Mist. Ever since they went all natural, they taste like crap. The interesting thing is mist is the German word for manure.
 

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Greg Tito said:
"We've also included the newest member of our Mountain Dew family: Mountain Dew White Out. You won't find this edition of White Out in stores. It's not for sale and you can't buy it. We're giving it only to true Mountain Dew fans."
Back in April my college had 3 unique Mountain Dew flavors for a new Dew contest for the next flavor to be made. I tried all three and White out was one of them. In my opinion White Out was the worst of them all I hated the aftertaste it gave. The other two were good though I loved the orange one which I cannot remember the name of for the life of me right now.

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sabercrusader said:
Voltage is still my favorite of all of them and i only tried typhoon and distortion this dewmocracy year, i didnt like typhoon, and i thought that distortion tasted the EXACT SAME as regular dew.......
Thank you for also knowing about those three flavors lol. I personally liked Typhoon best of the three but they all weren't very good anyway in my opinion. And Distortion I believe was supposed to taste exactly the same except it had a slightly more tangy flavor with a horrendous aftertaste worst than Whiteout.
 

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Code red has always been cherry. I've liked almost every flavor they made, except Distortion. Voltage, White Out, and Code Red are my favorites.
 

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Cliff_m85 said:
I got the "Offical HALO Experience" version of Mountain Dew.

It comes with four different flavors and a seven year old obese American child who calls you a "N*gger" every twenty-three seconds.
made me lol.
 

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Commander Breetai said:
Actually, I think the better question is: "Does the world need Mountain Dew?"
A good question, and the answer is no. Man-up you nancy's, coffee's where it's at.
 

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Commander Breetai said:
Actually, I think the better question is: "Does the world need Mountain Dew?"
well, to be fair, the world doesn't really have Mountain Dew, the stuff doesn't really sell that well outside of America.
 

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My answer to the proposed question: No. No it does not.
However, one thing I still live in hope for is that Coca-Cola does a similar thing for the next instalment in the Fallout series:Nuka Cola Quantum & Nuka Cola Clear- two drinks that I would risk becoming a "true fan of Coke" to get.
 

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Greg, I would fucking kill to have your job right now. Freebies from PepsiCo? Getting paid to write? I envy you your awesome life (and great hair.)
 

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Halo Reach Mountain Dew- Now made from the Blood and Sweat of our brave Spartans!
 

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CJackson95 said:
Mountain Dew for the UK please :)
You can buy it again now can't you?

Guys were out giving free bottles in my local town center.
 

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Lyri said:
CJackson95 said:
Mountain Dew for the UK please :)
You can buy it again now can't you?

Guys were out giving free bottles in my local town center.
Yeah, you could get it in the sainsbury's near where i lived, i also had it in a welcome box when i got to uni last week :D
 

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Lyri said:
CJackson95 said:
Mountain Dew for the UK please :)
You can buy it again now can't you?

Guys were out giving free bottles in my local town center.
I have been to several sites, but I don't trust any of them enough to actually buy some off them. I haven't seen any in stores as well for some reason.
 

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And i though that this would end with the bacon flawored water...Guess i was wrong.
 

Sir Prize

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Okay that sounds cool and a little lame at the same time...
Too bad it's not over in the UK.
 

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Darth_Dude said:
Ironic Pirate said:
Even if it tastes like piss.
Now the real question here is, how do you know what piss tastes like?
A prank in biology gone horribly, horribly wrong. Let's just say that it wasn't human piss, and leave it at that.
 

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Ehh... Reach hasn't been out all that long and i'm already sick of it popping up everywhere, so my answer to your question would be: "My world most certiainly don't" - and since i live in Norway we probably wouldn't ever get it here anyway.
 

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A good Halo beverage would be one that, if you don't finish it, refills after a few seconds.
 

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I know how you got that box see they watch everyone's purchases at certain grocers for another example my mom is a Big diet coke drinker and pepsi got her buyer info so they sent her a free carton of pepsi and some swag related to some jazz guy who was promoting pepsi at the time trying to get her to switch, I also had a friend who got free swag from snapple cus they bought so much of it..
 

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I still can't believe that White Out beat Typhoon...

But Mountain Dew is awesome...
 

ryukage_sama

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This was stupid when G4 did it. It's stupid now.

I wish there was a way to 'sage' threads at the escapist.
 

Izzyc08

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um, white out is delicios. its on sale here in TN and it kept me up for a LONG time..
 

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ForgottenPr0digy said:
WTF Jun has blue armor???? He's fucking green!!! dammit Pepsi fucking such a simple thing up.

I want Emile and Noble Six Mountain Dew flavors.
Emile is code red, and theyve stopped selling mt dew stores here. i go to a pilot gas station to get mine, but i have to get severel. sometimes the mt dews with halo reach just fly off the shelves, and ive started a small collection. where do you get jorge and kat?!?!? ive been looking 4ever!
 

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sorry prodigy. leave it to me to mess things up. i ment to quote the one about wanting emiles bottle xD