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Or the common "Please, drink a chair", due to drink and take being the same on spanish xD.

Correct me if I'm wrong (and I probably am), but "to drink" is beber, while "to take" is tomar, yes?

Depends on where the spanish is from, in the case Im pointing out it can be said as "Porfavor toma asiento"/Please take a seat. But the word "toma" can be use as a slang to drink.