Doldrums and Oddities: Share Something Bemusing

Mister Mumbler

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Well, I got apples.
Obviously the grocers are arming you for the war against doctors.

So, there's a chain of gas station/standalone (mostly gas stations I've seen them in though) fried chicken fast food joints around my area. Someone got it into their head that replacing 'c' with a 'k' was a total power move, and thus:
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That's right, Krispy Krunchy Chicken. Come on down to your local KKK-I mean KKC; We got chicken.
 
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Now that phosphine is discovered in the atmosphere of Venus, Russia claims Venus is a Russian planet.
 

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Chimpzy

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Crocodiles are apparently pretty quick on land when they want to be:
Yup. It's probably safer to just assume any dangerous carnivore is not slow and clumsy in a given situation. Or any herbivores for that matter. See hippos.
 
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Did you know Pepsi has a lofi hiphop yt channel? Features nothing but flat raps about Pepsi. 24/7

Ok, but why tho...
 

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Fanfiction is something that never usually crosses paths with these eyeballs, but when it unfortunately does, like the first few minutes of this video;


The reservations against the porn industry with all its problems swiftly falls away to a kneejerk reaction of "oh noo, not this, plz go back to just consuming porn?! Or h...heroin??" But then when it disappears from eyeballs, it gets quickly forgotten; buried by the immense weight of other problems like our slow and painful death of humanity from the constant right-wing/conservative/libertarian misinformation lobbying machine happily rewarding short-term greed for the few at the cost of long-term survival for the many. So...temporarily conflicted by werewolf torture porn until the everyday existential despair returns home. Or nihilistic. It's probably nihilistic despair now to be fair.

I cant remember why i started typing this. Oh right...bemusement!

Bemusement!

Be Moosemint.

...

*sigh*

self harm just aint what it used to be
 
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happyninja42

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Dentists have to practice for screaming and thrashing patients?
I'm honestly curious how often this comes up. I know it's the cliche, but I've never been in a dentist office and seen such an outburst. I often fall asleep while in the chair, so I'm hardly freaking out either.

The drugs they use to numb the jaw are REALLY good at their job! So yeah, I'm curious where the actual numbers fall on "crazy violent patient"