And twice is the only way to live.
- Jan 25, 2023
- The boring one
Fucking wanker couldn't help hisself, did he?The move comes a few days after a photo emerged of the sex offender using a smartphone and reportedly asking how to access the “dark web”.
“Someone paid me £500 to read out Chiles’ column in the Guardian while performing a sex act on myself. I thought at the time: ‘This is weird.’” Weird, Mike? Do you really think so? He’s getting paid more for doing what he said he was doing while reading out my column than I got for writing it.