Don't poke the bear.

[Blindswordmaster]

Should I ruthlessly destroy another human being?

Good Lord yes. It's what the internet is for.
Well, that and porn.

Well said sir.

 

[Kiriona]

I started reading fanfiction(yes I hate myself too). I read a very strange one, so I decided to review it. I asked "What the Fuck?!" Concerning the material, I felt it to be appropriate. The author then sent me an e-mail rebuking my review. They said and I quote,"How you dare you use such ungodly language? You need to get right with God." I couldn't help but laugh at this. Really, you want to start shit? So let me ask you this, Fellow Escapists: What should I do? Should I just ignore it and move on? Should I politely rebuke their rebuke? Should I ruthlessly destroy another human being? What would you do?
-Note: You already know the site, and I will not divulge the username.
-I realize that this is stupid and petty, but I am nothing if not stupid and petty.

Siiigh... You, my friend, have had the terrible misfortune of insulting a bible thumper. Unfortunately, there isn't any real arguing with these people, but if I were you, I'd just reply back, laugh in their face and tell them to stick their god up their ass and learn how to write properly. If they persist, then go for the jugular.

That is, if you're willing to sink to the level of telling people to go blow a donkey.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Word to the wise, idiots will hold onto opinions with bounds greater then that of a mother and child, and defend it with everything at hand, even if the arguements are dumber then the relationship it self.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Send him an email with links to the offended page on encyclopedia dramatica, that would end well!

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I started reading fanfiction(yes I hate myself too). I read a very strange one, so I decided to review it. I asked "What the Fuck?!" Concerning the material, I felt it to be appropriate. The author then sent me an e-mail rebuking my review. They said and I quote,"How you dare you use such ungodly language? You need to get right with God." I couldn't help but laugh at this. Really, you want to start shit? So let me ask you this, Fellow Escapists: What should I do? Should I just ignore it and move on? Should I politely rebuke their rebuke? Should I ruthlessly destroy another human being? What would you do?
-Note: You already know the site, and I will not divulge the username.
-I realize that this is stupid and petty, but I am nothing if not stupid and petty.

Siiigh... You, my friend, have had the terrible misfortune of insulting a bible thumper. Unfortunately, there isn't any real arguing with these people, but if I were you, I'd just reply back, laugh in their face and tell them to stick their god up their ass and learn how to write properly. If they persist, then go for the jugular.

That is, if you're willing to sink to the level of telling people to go blow a donkey.

I've sunk lower in my insults. I work in profanity like other artists would work in oils or clay.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I started reading fanfiction(yes I hate myself too). I read a very strange one, so I decided to review it. I asked "What the Fuck?!" Concerning the material, I felt it to be appropriate. The author then sent me an e-mail rebuking my review. They said and I quote,"How you dare you use such ungodly language? You need to get right with God." I couldn't help but laugh at this. Really, you want to start shit? So let me ask you this, Fellow Escapists: What should I do? Should I just ignore it and move on? Should I politely rebuke their rebuke? Should I ruthlessly destroy another human being? What would you do?
-Note: You already know the site, and I will not divulge the username.
-I realize that this is stupid and petty, but I am nothing if not stupid and petty.

Tell him you sorted it all out with God, and that he's wrong.

Good idea, but I said,"I refuse to bow to the will of Bible Nazis." Then I quoted Yahtzee. From the SSBB response video. She really didn't like that.

 

[superbatranger]

How strange?

Involved inter-species porn and children viewing it. That trips my What the Fuck meter.

...isn't that Twilight?

Ohohoho! I see what you did there!

OP, just ignore him. That's what I'd do.

 

[zehydra]

Ignore him, I guess. Be aghast that he isn't satanic.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

No use legitimately debating with them. just push their buttons. It should be easy to do.

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Advice: Don't read fanfiction by traditional christian catholics. *shudders*