Don't Watch The New STALKER Trailer With the Lights Off

MasterSqueak

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Internet Kraken said:
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Zombie Badger said:
MasterSqueak said:
Zombie Badger said:
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Sure, it's an okay trailer, but Call of Pripyat?

PRIPYAT?!

Really? What the hell were they thinking?
What have you got against Pripyat?
It reminds me of a certain short methane breathing species of cannon-fodder.
I don't see how it reminds you of grunts.
Most grunt names sound very similar to Pripyat.

Internet Kraken said:
MasterSqueak said:
Zombie Badger said:
MasterSqueak said:
Sure, it's an okay trailer, but Call of Pripyat?

PRIPYAT?!

Really? What the hell were they thinking?
What have you got against Pripyat?
It reminds me of a certain short methane breathing species of cannon-fodder.
Well what the hell were the supposed to call it? The game takes place in Pripyat.
Still, it's hard for me to be scared by a game that makes me want to laugh whenever I hear its title.
Well it's not like they can change the name of the town the game takes place in.

Besides, how can you care that much about the games title? It's not that funny. In fact, it's not funny at all because Pripyat is a real place.
That makes it even funnier in my opinion.

And think about it, I'm creeped out by the atmosphere, expecting something to jump out at me, when I pass a sign saying "Welcome to Pripyat!".

That'd completely kill the mood.
 

Internet Kraken

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MasterSqueak said:
Internet Kraken said:
MasterSqueak said:
Zombie Badger said:
MasterSqueak said:
Zombie Badger said:
MasterSqueak said:
Sure, it's an okay trailer, but Call of Pripyat?

PRIPYAT?!

Really? What the hell were they thinking?
What have you got against Pripyat?
It reminds me of a certain short methane breathing species of cannon-fodder.
I don't see how it reminds you of grunts.
Most grunt names sound very similar to Pripyat.

Internet Kraken said:
MasterSqueak said:
Zombie Badger said:
MasterSqueak said:
Sure, it's an okay trailer, but Call of Pripyat?

PRIPYAT?!

Really? What the hell were they thinking?
What have you got against Pripyat?
It reminds me of a certain short methane breathing species of cannon-fodder.
Well what the hell were the supposed to call it? The game takes place in Pripyat.
Still, it's hard for me to be scared by a game that makes me want to laugh whenever I hear its title.
Well it's not like they can change the name of the town the game takes place in.

Besides, how can you care that much about the games title? It's not that funny. In fact, it's not funny at all because Pripyat is a real place.
That makes it even funnier in my opinion.

And think about it, I'm creeped out by the atmosphere, expecting something to jump out at me, when I pass a sign saying "Welcome to Pripyat!".

That'd completely kill the mood.
Well it wouldn't matter anyways because that sign would be written in Russian (I think).

Besides, I still don't see what's so god damn hilarious about a place called Pripyat. I don't see why it sounds like the name of a Grunt. I read the Halo books, and I still don't see what you're getting at.
 

Elementlmage

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esperandote said:
submachine gun=not scary
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The AKS-74u is not a submachine gun, it is an assault rifle. I swear to God I am going to kill the guys at Infinity Ward...


Anyway, on the subject of Stalker; I can't wait for this game. I enjoyed the previous two immensely (over 600 hours of game time) and cant wait to log another couple hundred on this one. It will be great to see how many things they have fixed and how much they have learned from making the previous two.
 

Undercover

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Where the hell have I been that this is the first I'm hearing of STALKER?!? I mean I've seen the name and everything, but I've never seen any details on it up until now.

WANT. NOW.

But I'm pretty sure my computer can't handle it...

Yet another excuse for upgrading...

Yeah, like I need one ;)
 

AvsJoe

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Elementlmage said:
esperandote said:
submachine gun=not scary
............................................______ __.....
....................................,.-'"......... ..........``~,
.............................,.-"................. .................."-.,
.........................,/....................... .......................":,
.....................,?........................... ..........................,
.................../.............................. ...........................,}
................./................................ ...................,:`^`.}
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............./__.(....."~-,_...................... ........,:`........./
.........../(_...."~,_........"~,_................ ....,:`........_/
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...........((.....*~_......."=-._......";,,./`.... /"............../
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Holy cow that's a great facepalm! Did you come up with that or did you find it somewhere?
 

MasterSqueak

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Internet Kraken said:
MasterSqueak said:
Internet Kraken said:
MasterSqueak said:
Zombie Badger said:
MasterSqueak said:
Zombie Badger said:
MasterSqueak said:
Sure, it's an okay trailer, but Call of Pripyat?

PRIPYAT?!

Really? What the hell were they thinking?
What have you got against Pripyat?
It reminds me of a certain short methane breathing species of cannon-fodder.
I don't see how it reminds you of grunts.
Most grunt names sound very similar to Pripyat.

Internet Kraken said:
MasterSqueak said:
Zombie Badger said:
MasterSqueak said:
Sure, it's an okay trailer, but Call of Pripyat?

PRIPYAT?!

Really? What the hell were they thinking?
What have you got against Pripyat?
It reminds me of a certain short methane breathing species of cannon-fodder.
Well what the hell were the supposed to call it? The game takes place in Pripyat.
Still, it's hard for me to be scared by a game that makes me want to laugh whenever I hear its title.
Well it's not like they can change the name of the town the game takes place in.

Besides, how can you care that much about the games title? It's not that funny. In fact, it's not funny at all because Pripyat is a real place.
That makes it even funnier in my opinion.

And think about it, I'm creeped out by the atmosphere, expecting something to jump out at me, when I pass a sign saying "Welcome to Pripyat!".

That'd completely kill the mood.
Well it wouldn't matter anyways because that sign would be written in Russian (I think).

Besides, I still don't see what's so god damn hilarious about a place called Pripyat. I don't see why it sounds like the name of a Grunt. I read the Halo books, and I still don't see what you're getting at.
In Halo 3 with the IWHBYD skull on, rarely, when you kill a grunt, a second grunt will say "You killed Flip-Yap! Or Yap-Flip was he? It was Yap-Flip..no, Flip-Yap was his brother! Don't tell me I don't know Flip-Yap! Flip-Yap and I went to the Nipple Academy together, and now he's dead!"

And sometimes:

"He killed Yayap!"

Or even:

"He killed Flabjab!"

Possibly:

"You killed Yubyub/Yapap/Yipyap/ZubZub!"

Is that enough?
 

Angron

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not looking bad, altho the environments looked alot like they were in the source engine to me...

and i think the lightning actually killed the trailer for me, it looked so crap :(
 

hansari

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Looks promising...will keep an eye open for this.

I hope they don't keep the walls looking so smooth though...that stuff was acceptable during FEAR1 days...but I mean it looks so unreal...
 

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MasterSqueak said:
Internet Kraken said:
MasterSqueak said:
Internet Kraken said:
MasterSqueak said:
Zombie Badger said:
MasterSqueak said:
Zombie Badger said:
MasterSqueak said:
Sure, it's an okay trailer, but Call of Pripyat?

PRIPYAT?!

Really? What the hell were they thinking?
What have you got against Pripyat?
It reminds me of a certain short methane breathing species of cannon-fodder.
I don't see how it reminds you of grunts.
Most grunt names sound very similar to Pripyat.

Internet Kraken said:
MasterSqueak said:
Zombie Badger said:
MasterSqueak said:
Sure, it's an okay trailer, but Call of Pripyat?

PRIPYAT?!

Really? What the hell were they thinking?
What have you got against Pripyat?
It reminds me of a certain short methane breathing species of cannon-fodder.
Well what the hell were the supposed to call it? The game takes place in Pripyat.
Still, it's hard for me to be scared by a game that makes me want to laugh whenever I hear its title.
Well it's not like they can change the name of the town the game takes place in.

Besides, how can you care that much about the games title? It's not that funny. In fact, it's not funny at all because Pripyat is a real place.
That makes it even funnier in my opinion.

And think about it, I'm creeped out by the atmosphere, expecting something to jump out at me, when I pass a sign saying "Welcome to Pripyat!".

That'd completely kill the mood.
Well it wouldn't matter anyways because that sign would be written in Russian (I think).

Besides, I still don't see what's so god damn hilarious about a place called Pripyat. I don't see why it sounds like the name of a Grunt. I read the Halo books, and I still don't see what you're getting at.
In Halo 3 with the IWHBYD skull on, rarely, when you kill a grunt, a second grunt will say "You killed Flip-Yap! Or Yap-Flip was he? It was Yap-Flip..no, Flip-Yap was his brother! Don't tell me I don't know Flip-Yap! Flip-Yap and I went to the Nipple Academy together, and now he's dead!"

And sometimes:

"He killed Yayap!"

Or even:

"He killed Flabjab!"

Possibly:

"You killed Yubyub/Yapap/Yipyap/ZubZub!"

Is that enough?
I already knew about that. Which is why I don't understand why you find it so funny.
 

MasterSqueak

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Internet Kraken said:
MasterSqueak said:
Internet Kraken said:
MasterSqueak said:
Internet Kraken said:
MasterSqueak said:
Zombie Badger said:
MasterSqueak said:
Zombie Badger said:
MasterSqueak said:
Sure, it's an okay trailer, but Call of Pripyat?

PRIPYAT?!

Really? What the hell were they thinking?
What have you got against Pripyat?
It reminds me of a certain short methane breathing species of cannon-fodder.
I don't see how it reminds you of grunts.
Most grunt names sound very similar to Pripyat.

Internet Kraken said:
MasterSqueak said:
Zombie Badger said:
MasterSqueak said:
Sure, it's an okay trailer, but Call of Pripyat?

PRIPYAT?!

Really? What the hell were they thinking?
What have you got against Pripyat?
It reminds me of a certain short methane breathing species of cannon-fodder.
Well what the hell were the supposed to call it? The game takes place in Pripyat.
Still, it's hard for me to be scared by a game that makes me want to laugh whenever I hear its title.
Well it's not like they can change the name of the town the game takes place in.

Besides, how can you care that much about the games title? It's not that funny. In fact, it's not funny at all because Pripyat is a real place.
That makes it even funnier in my opinion.

And think about it, I'm creeped out by the atmosphere, expecting something to jump out at me, when I pass a sign saying "Welcome to Pripyat!".

That'd completely kill the mood.
Well it wouldn't matter anyways because that sign would be written in Russian (I think).

Besides, I still don't see what's so god damn hilarious about a place called Pripyat. I don't see why it sounds like the name of a Grunt. I read the Halo books, and I still don't see what you're getting at.
In Halo 3 with the IWHBYD skull on, rarely, when you kill a grunt, a second grunt will say "You killed Flip-Yap! Or Yap-Flip was he? It was Yap-Flip..no, Flip-Yap was his brother! Don't tell me I don't know Flip-Yap! Flip-Yap and I went to the Nipple Academy together, and now he's dead!"

And sometimes:

"He killed Yayap!"

Or even:

"He killed Flabjab!"

Possibly:

"You killed Yubyub/Yapap/Yipyap/ZubZub!"

Is that enough?
I already knew about that. Which is why I don't understand why you find it so funny.
Grunts amuse me.

Now, is there any reason to continue this discussion or shall we cease clogging the page?
 

Rhayn

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After readin this thread, I'm intrigued. I'll see if I can get a hold of Shadow of Chernobyl.

Chances are I'll play it once, get really scared and not touch it again.
 

TheLostSkeleton

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I actually found that trailer to be sort of comedic. That short robed guy wasn't scary at all, and honestly felt out of place.
 

headshotcatcher

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"Oh god scary"

Not really

Plus: I hated other STALKER games (waay too slow paced and it seemed like you had no impact at all on the gameworld..) so I'm passing this one up
 

Timtimfed

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The first game I thought had shades of brilliance with a couple of elemental things that really let it down. One of which was really low resolution and startlingly awful sound effects - what the hell was with the footsteps in that trailer?

Also seemed to find the monster looked a little like a goofy gnome. Regardless, this game will probably be pretty sweet.
 

IrrelevantTangent

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Wow that thing was freaky. It looked like a dwarf-ish version of a Worm That Walks. Brr...

Kojiro ftt said:
I wish they'd port the game to Xbox 360. I don't have a PC that play these damn games, and I love horror games.
Me too. I've heard good things about the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games, and honestly, I think the 360 needs more quality horror games. It wouldn't be that hard to make a good S.T.A.L.K.E.R. port, would it?