Doomsday Clock Moved Away From Utter Destruction

Greg Tito

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Doomsday Clock Moved Away From Utter Destruction



Today, the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists announced that we are 1 minute farther away from Armageddon.

The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists created the Doomsday Clock 1947 to reflect current public policy and the proliferation of nuclear weapons. The Clock symbolically shows how many minutes are left until midnight, or the complete annihilation of the human race in a nuclear war. The Clock is set somewhat arbitrarily according to current events. It began in 1947, set to 7 minutes until midnight, and has been changed 18 times since its inception. The earliest it was set was 17 minutes, in 1991 after the fall of the Berlin Wall and the signing of the Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty. The Clock was last moved in 2007, from 7 minutes to 5 minutes amid news that North Korean and Iran were testing nuclear weapons. Today, the Bulletin announced that it was moving the clock back 1 minute to 6 minutes until midnight.

"By shifting the hand back from midnight by only one additional minute, we emphasize how much needs to be accomplished, while at the same time recognizing signs of collaboration among the United States, Russia, the European Union, India, China, Brazil, and others on nuclear security and on climate stabilization," said the statement from the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists. The Bulletin is a publication that was founded in 1945 by former members of the Manhattan Project research team to educate people on the dangers of nuclear weapons. The current Bulletin boasts over a dozen Nobel laureates.

"We are poised to bend the arc of human history," said Lawrence M. Krauss, co-chair of the Bulletin's Board of Sponsors and a professor at Arizona State University. "What that means is that there's great potential for it to move in either direction depending on what happens. That's hopeful enough to move it but just by a little bit." Krauss pointed to Barack Obama's initiatives in opening talks with Russia and Iran to limit their nuclear programs as one of the reasons the Clock has been moved back.

Of course, we all know that the world isn't going to end because of nuclear weapons. When the robots rise up and infect the human race with the zombie virus, the vampires will put us in blood-harvesting-tubes to conserve their food source and a giant asteroid will hit the moon, creating massive tidal waves which will wash away any evidence that humanity ever existed. I set the clock for that scenario at 27 seconds and counting ... 26 ... 25 ...

Source: ABC [http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/doomsday-clock-moves-midnight-minute/story?id=9560729&page=1]

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The DSM

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So what, we have all died 18 times and not noticed?

I was probably sleeping....
 

Simalacrum

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wait wait wait, that clock still exists?

Blimey, I knew that it was famous during the Cold War, but I didn't know that it was still being used!

Also, 6 minutes really sounds very close to doomsday... :S
 

Jark212

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Greg Tito said:
complete annihilation of the human race in a nuclear war.
I lold, we can't be exterminated by such trivial things like Nuclear weapons.
 

Katherine Kerensky

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Yes, nukes will not end us, we will gradually realise machines are better and ascend to their level...
Still, it is a comforting thought that at least we have a clock telling us when to die in nuclear fire, just in case we do not notice the bombs dropping :|
 

elvor0

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The DSM said:
So what, we have all died 18 times and not noticed?

I was probably sleeping....
It's that the time has been changed 18 times, those 18 times differently measuring how CLOSE we were to atomic death, the closest of course being "2 minutes to midnight".
 

FactualSquirrel

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Simalacrum said:
wait wait wait, that clock still exists?

Blimey, I knew that it was famous during the Cold War, but I didn't know that it was still being used!

Also, 6 minutes really sounds very close to doomsday... :S
Well if the clock represents the entrety of history that leaves us with a few million years doesn't it?
 

Hazardlife

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thenumberthirteen said:
elvor0 said:
The closest of course being "2 minutes to midnight".
A move prompted by that Iron Maiden song
Damn! Ninja'd.

Ah, what the hell. I'll still go for it.

Two minutes to midnight,
The hands that threaten doom,
Two minutes to midnight,
To kill the unborn in the womb...
 

orangebandguy

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A symbolic clock is about as nourishing to the intellect as a photo of oxygen to a drowning man.

Manhatten has a point, the clock doesn't really make many educated predictions unless it's 2 minutes to midnight by which time we won't need a clock to tell us we'll be vaporised.
 

Acidwell

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They could move it right back. "Right now we are at 12 hours and 12 minutes to midnight" and it would still make as much sense(none at all). It just seems like an old style of scaremongering decided by how depressed a bunch of scientists are at any given time.
 

ultimateownage

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When I read the 25... 24 part I checked when you posted it and it was about 25 seconds before I read it. Also:

"Kill for gain, shoot to maim
We don't need a reason
The Golden Goose is on the loose
Never out of season

Blackened pride burns inside
Shell of bloody treason
Here's my gun for a barrel of fun
For the love of living death

The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamor, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb"
etc