Dragon's Dogma feels like a game that was being developed by 10 different teams who never communicated with each other. I don't get it. Is this game supposed to feel like an action MMO without the MMO? Why am I getting constantly spammed IN GAME (not loading screens mind you) to buy DLC? Why does it take upwards of 5-minutes to get from the "Play Disk" screen on the dashboard to finally loading my game? One save file?
Are my party members supposed to be headless chickens that only serve as a distraction? Are they supposed to continue rambling with TERRIBLE VO and repeat the same lines 1000 times? Are the lips EVER supposed to be synced? Is the difficulty supposed to be a random number generator that makes it impossible to determine how difficult a fight will be? Is the crafting and item management system supposed to feel like a bloated Excel spreadsheet? And the screen-tearing! Oh, lord!
There is more I could ***** about, but I think you get the picture. This game has some great moments. Bringing a giant monster down to its knees feels awesome. But... those moments are too few and far between. I am really, really trying to enjoy this game, but there is just some much dumb shit going on its hurting my brain. What do you guys do to ignore all of the shit?
Are my party members supposed to be headless chickens that only serve as a distraction? Are they supposed to continue rambling with TERRIBLE VO and repeat the same lines 1000 times? Are the lips EVER supposed to be synced? Is the difficulty supposed to be a random number generator that makes it impossible to determine how difficult a fight will be? Is the crafting and item management system supposed to feel like a bloated Excel spreadsheet? And the screen-tearing! Oh, lord!
There is more I could ***** about, but I think you get the picture. This game has some great moments. Bringing a giant monster down to its knees feels awesome. But... those moments are too few and far between. I am really, really trying to enjoy this game, but there is just some much dumb shit going on its hurting my brain. What do you guys do to ignore all of the shit?