DrunkenNES Turns Your Nintendo Into a Breathalyzer

Tom Goldman

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DrunkenNES Turns Your Nintendo Into a Breathalyzer


Blowing into an NES cartridge while drunk could earn you a high score in DrunkenNES.

The latest project from homebrew NES tinkerer Andrew Reitano puts blowing into a Nintendo Entertainment System cartridge to good use. DrunkenNES is a game that reads a player's internal alcohol content and saves it as a high score.

To create DrunkenNES, Reitano combined an alcohol sensor with some other hardware and uses it in tandem with custom NES software. He says it's "pretty accurate" just as long as players have had a drink in their system for more than 3 minutes.

To play, users blow into a cartridge. Depending on the reading, the game displays one of 4 different animations for 6 different states - sober, getting started, buzzed, tipsy, drunk, and wasted - each with its own chiptune score. For example, one of the animations for the "buzzed" state displays a partying bee asking: "Where da honeys at?"

High scores themselves are derived from each individual reading, not from the player's state. Seriously though, it doesn't sound like the safest game to try and achieve an all-time high score in. Stick to Pac-Man or Donkey Kong for that.

Source: Batsly Adams [http://www.batslyadams.com/2011/02/drunkennes.html]

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Thyunda

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This is...different. I keep trying to find some serious note to make on it...but I really can't. Just...heh...this is funny.
 

Danpascooch

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High score for Blood Alcohol Content? That sounds incredibly stupid and dangerous, everything else sounds awesome though.
 

Dogstile

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You know, I would enjoy this. It'd be a great measure to have at parties. Once you've hit the wasted stage, no drink for you!
 

Not-here-anymore

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At 3 in the morning after a night out, this would be amazing. It's amazing anyway, but I have a horrible feeling I'd take to drinking at lunchtime to see how high a score I could get. And I know it would become a competition in my house...
 

FungiGamer

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Tom Goldman said:
High scores themselves are derived from each individual reading, not from the player's state. Seriously though, it doesn't sound like the safest game to try and achieve an all-time high score in. Stick to Pac-Man or Donkey Kong for that.
Donkey Kong? Great, now I can think about is "Hey guys, just wanted to let you know that we have a DrunkenNES kill screen coming up"

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Kilgengoor

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Wait wait waitwaitwait. So is this an actual NES game that you play on a Nintendo Entertainment System that has a breathalizer integrated on it or a cartridge with an integrated LCD in which you blow into its underside like we all used to with these things?

I'd sell an organ so I could have the second option. Really.