Dungeons & Dragons Audiobook Being Narrated by Ice-T

Colonel Mustard

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I don't normally have much interest in either audiobooks or tie-in novels, but I think that, just once, I'm going to have to make an exception.
 

josemlopes

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Now all we need is to have another version with Morgan Freeman, Samuel L Jackson and the one that actually makes total sense, Vin Diesel
 

TheMadDoctorsCat

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CrazyCapnMorgan said:
This is either going to be unbearably awful, or it's going to be like Gilbert Gottfried reading 50 Shades of Grey - ungodly hilarious.

I'd like to see this put on YouTube.
See I was going to say something similar, but you put it better than I ever could with the "Gilbert Gottfried" comparison that nobody is ever going to beat. Ever.
 

antidonkey

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I've never wanted an audiobook more. I can't imagine what it'll sound like but I want to find out.......very much badly. I hope it releases soon.
 

Elijah Newton

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*sigh* Ok, I'll admit. The first place my mind went was Dungeons & Dragons & Bitches ( http://vimeo.com/39114507 )

That being said, it'll be fine. And, honestly, I feel like Ice-T already did right by me just for being in the Tank Girl movie, so I'm not going to knock this in any way.
 

FalloutJack

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I'm thinking it'll end up right in line with "Go The Fuck To Sleep" narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
 

Mortuorum

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A treat that listeners will likely be looking forward to when it's finally finished.
Oh yeah, I can't motherfucking wait.

Still, while I look forward to the inevitable mashup of every fantasy term he mangles (please Escapist, make it so), what I really want to hear is the conversation he had with his agent after he found out about this project.