EA Says Penises Are Fine, But No Boobs, Please

[tailsandy]

Wow, that's nuts.

 

[Silver]

I think EA should be the ones to take the hit for this. They release the game with no less than 30 nude creatures in it from the start. There's not a single piece of clothing between them, and then they complain when someone finds the perfect camouflage. I mean, with all the penises running around, when they see that thing they won't be able to fight, they'll all be erect and toppling over.

 

[KenzS]

OK, I think I'm just gunna make a creature thats just a lovely giant BALLSACK....with eyes...and a thick beard(HAHAHA) that'll keep EA excited.

 

[CassanovaFrankenstein]

This is the final nail in EA's Gay Coffin. Fist that yearly grab-ass fest, Madden, and now this?

 

[crepesack]

that made me chuckle anyways thats weird.... at best ...

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I take it my pink, gentle & rippling, flower-shaped creature isn't going to go over well either?

Nor will my gaping maw filled with pincers...

...What?

 

[Arbre]

Does it mean we can now have cocks on screen, for all the family? Only boobs seem problematic.
I imagine Jackson pulling out Timberlake's weapon and the audience shrugging.

 

[dodoman1]

I think I can put aside the morons who make giant genital monsters, because this is the BEST GAME EVER.

 

[qbert4ever]

Is anyone else reminded of Valley of the Penises by Mr. Garrison? It's like EA took that book to heart.

On a side note, I do think I have just pissed myself laughing.

 

[Joeshie]

Yeah, I'm not sure why you guys are going with the knee-jerk reaction of "ZOMG IT"S CLEARLY SEXISM". If it was sexism it would make much more sense if they banned the penises and allowed the boobs.

Secondly, we don't know that EA isn't going around and sending out warnings to creators of penis monsters. The article ASSUMES that just because one guy who made a penis monster didn't get a warning, then the rest of the penis monsters creators didn't get warnings. Basically, the headline is completely sensationalist and is a big no-no in journalistic ethics.

Shame on you Escapist.

 

[the_tralfalmadorian]

Wow, that's nuts.

Yeah, quite a cock-up.

yeah EA really shafted us gamers.

 

[AnGeL.SLayer]

Hurray for exploiting men! It's about time!


My friend made me say that...


^_^

 

[maxusy3k]

The TOS thing could well be because the creature was named 'Boobalicious'. It has like, the word boob right there. Maybe if it was called 'Fran' it wouldn't have been flagged.

Who knows?

 

[Razzle Bathbone]

Wow, that's nuts.

Yeah, quite a cock-up.

yeah EA really shafted us gamers.

I guess they're not inphallible.

 

[Saskwach]

Wow, that's nuts.

Yeah, quite a cock-up.

yeah EA really shafted us gamers.

I guess they're not inphallible.

Yeah, they totally had sex with us...what?

The temptation is strong but I still refuse to bring out my more despicable puns.

 

[Eagle Est1986]

The awesome part is that if you look at that thing from the other side you'll probably find it's got a pretty fantastic ass, too.

Fantastic! What a mighty fine bit of genius that is, my hat off to you sir.

Yet another bit of evidence towards my "EA are a bunch of dicks" case.