EA Says Penises Are Fine, But No Boobs, Please

HobbesMkii

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The best part is that this is a game that adds user-created content to your game. I can only think of the millions of penis-creature populated worlds that will be generated in the retail release.

Also, thank goodness they didn't release the other creators in the game. Like that one to make buildings.
 

Fronken

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well, seeing as Spore is nothing more then a creator tool, ofc there's going to be boobs and penises everywhere, and whats wrong with it?, with that attitude i wouldnt be suprised if EA's female employees are forced to wear winter jackets just so there's no chance of anyone seeing their lush gifts.
 

Andy Chalk

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maxusy3k said:
The TOS thing could well be because the creature was named 'Boobalicious'. It has like, the word boob right there. Maybe if it was called 'Fran' it wouldn't have been flagged.
The "violation type" was specifically noted as nudity, so I don't think the name at issue - although it may have attracted more attention than something like Fran, which led to a heightened level of scrutiny and the resulting inexplicably bad decision.
 

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ANTI-SANTA said:
WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY GETTING THE MONEY TO BUY OUT 2K AND BIOWARE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
From the people who are stupid enough to buy their Madden games or any other copypaste-franchise they can come up with.

And I just can't help wondering; do you think they allow penises just because the EA employees are sitting around making penismonsters and want to keep doing so?
 

Lvl 64 Klutz

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I wouldn't be surprised if releasing the creature creator before the game and starting this fiasco has pretty much completely screwed their original sales expectations.
 

BoilingLeadBath

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It is a response from a single moderator... I think you are reading too much into it to say that "EA" hates breasts.

The proper understanding of the situation is more like "evidence that moderator 15M thinks boobs are a no-go".
 

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j-e-f-f-e-r-s said:
Saskwach said:
Razzle Bathbone said:
the_tralfalmadorian said:
HalfShadow said:
tailsandy said:
Wow, that's nuts.
Yeah, quite a cock-up.

yeah EA really shafted us gamers.
I guess they're not inphallible.
Yeah, they totally had sex with us...what?
Yep, they totally dropped the balls on that one.
So true, now we've really got a Bone to pick with them. I Wood have to say they've gone too far this time - they should Stick to making games, not censoring them. Otherwise they'll surely go Bust. Maybe this would be a good topic for the Pole of the Week?

Yes, I have a reputation for taking things too far. But if it makes someone, somewhere, laugh, then it's worth it. For the record, all the entendres in this thread are the reason I signed up to post in the first place. :p
 

Arbre

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Just to say that these goddamn ghostly banned posts make my browser lag like a snail on crack. :|
 

Andy Chalk

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If you're using the new Firefox, that's not the banned posts, it's the background image file (currently for EVE Online) lurking behind the main Escapist page. It's a known issue, we're all suffering from it. (And if you're not using FF3, then never mind.)

I don't see the hordes of giant penis monsters having a terribly detrimental impact on the game's sales. Despite all the fun we're having with hyperbole - and the fact that there really are an awful lot of giant penis monsters out there - the majority of creatures produced so far are of the non-penile variety. I would also imagine that when it comes to actually being placed in the game, EA will be far more careful about what they let through than they are now. And bear in mind that most of the giant penis monsters are showing up on forum posts and websites, completely beyond EA's control. If nothing else, parents can either make sure their kids are playing strictly offline, or monitor the game to make sure nothing objectionable gets through - which they should be doing anyway.

And consider this: We're not talking about porn here. We're not even talking about realistic-looking, anatomically-correct penises. We're talking about ridiculous-looking giant penis monsters. Really young kids who get a look at Steve (see the 250,000 Spore Creatures thread) probably won't even see anything beyond a goofy-looking clodhopper with a stupid grin and a long tail; and if a kid is old enough to see the giant penis in the monster, so what? I'm not suggesting we all walk around in public with our units hanging out, but everybody's packing naughty bits of one sort or another down there. What are we really protecting them from?
 

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Wow... hehe...
Considering that breasts are the first thing shown in any movie featuring frontal nudity- if a movie ever goes beyond showing that which none I've seen ever do- this is just ridiculous...
 

Melaisis

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Zombie_King said:
I think it's because a lot of creatures could be phallus-shaped without even being that on purpose. Boobs are much more identifiable. Also, I'm guessing 99.9999999% of EA's staff are man. sexism who said that????
Actually, I'd say that Maxis has the smallest difference in ratio of hot women to geeky programmers than any other designer studio I've seen.
 

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I agree with the poster who said that the monster doesn't even look like boobs. Clearly the woman who created it has never seen one.

(Oh, wait a sec... there's a flaw in there somewhere... just can't... figure... it out...)
 

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Ricky1992 said:
Lord_Haart said:
j-e-f-f-e-r-s said:
Saskwach said:
Razzle Bathbone said:
the_tralfalmadorian said:
HalfShadow said:
tailsandy said:
Wow, that's nuts.
Yeah, quite a cock-up.

yeah EA really shafted us gamers.
I guess they're not inphallible.

Yeah, they totally had sex with us...what?
Yep, they totally dropped the balls on that one.
So true, now we've really got a Bone to pick with them.
It's a load of bollocks in my opinion.
Only because people are dicking around with it.