EA to Ruin Man's Life for APB Marketing Stunt

[Aesir23]

Oh no. Man, I really feel sorry for whatever poor bastard is going to be involved in this.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I'm sure that the Avatar fellow [victim] probably has the right to decide not to undergo the poll-requested changes if he feels that they would be too extreme or inappropriate.

 

[dragonburner]

Why does this shit get made. Honestly...

 

[Macgyvercas]

Hey, John. You forgot that the internet also named a road in Derby "Lara Croft Way".

 

[Antari]

Never underestimate the stupidity of idiots!

 

[Svenparty]

I checked back today and it seems there are no Goatse piercings lol I think it's purely giving an illusion of fan involvement

 

[ShoopDaToaster]

go go gadget eyelid piercings..

when did all the major game companies turn full retard?

Spoiler: Do not open this if you do not want to see a very bad word,but if you do want to see a picture form of a quote of warmonkey. You have been warned.

 

[The Chemist]

Oh boy.

Can't wait to see that end result.

HILARIOUS!!!!

 

[BrownGaijin]

Wow... So we spent over the last 200 years fighting over the concept of human rights and only to whore ourselves to this extent... wow...

Death of the Emancipation Proclamation in 3... 2... 1...

Edit: Tweaked the first statement a bit.

 

[Daipire]

I'm predicting a penis that leads to his mouth...

 

[Serioli]

The internet is a benevolent forum for the free exchange of information and ideas. It is peopled by intelligent educated individuals who act for the benefit of all.
As such the selected winner will become as unto a God and lead mankind to the next golden age of civilization.

EDIT: Also this:

I want a long cat from the back of his hand to his feet, all the way down the side of his body.

 

[Blimey]

Anyone whose stupid enough to sign up for that deserves their fate.

 

[Humble85]

I actually think it would be best for the internet to utterly humiliate the guys that signed up for that, just to make an example. Tattoo them a face full of alien wing-wong with the text "this happens when you give yourself to the internet".

 

[Kimarous]

So... it's the movie "Gamer" meets Scribblenauts meets reality?

Who thought this was a good idea?

 

[CRoone]

Hmm...
*imagines the cosmetic operation being concluded, with the winning person coming out totally normal and respectable-looking*

To quote Doomsday Arcade, I can see no other possible outcome.

Just to be safe, though:
ACTIVATE CONSOLE COMMAND/
>Activate/Spawn Item/Bag of Popcorn, Fresh, Hot
>CLOSE CONSOLE COMMAND

Yeah, it might cough up an error message and call me a cheater, but hey, it's Popcorn. What's one to do?