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Roxas1359

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Why would you trade the valuable cow!? I'm sure that Early Access game is only worth 3 puka shells and some otter pelts at the most. Never trade the cow, you'd need to trade that to get the subscription for the Sims 4! *cow not included in base game, get that with the Dairy Animal DLC for only $4.99*
 

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Maybe you guys are being a little too hasty, the cow could be barren of milk and only good for meat? That or Erin is buying the collector's edition, iconic cap included.
 

Canadamus Prime

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Ha ha ha ha! "Early Access Money!" Of course are you sure that game is worth a whole cow? Maybe a bag of grain and some eggs.
 

ZZoMBiE13

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Heh, love the concept.

Instead of real money, I'll give them some blank paper and promise to draw a dollar bill on it over the coming months. If I feel like it. Maybe.

Oh sorry, I'm afraid my payment ran into unforeseen complications and I've had to abandon giving you my hard earned money. Better luck next time.
 

Thaluikhain

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Aw, everyone else has also realised that a cow would cost more than the game.

Ah well.
 

TKretts3

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MarsAtlas said:
That piece of crap? At most, its worth three gallons of milk and a few M&Ms hiding in your pockets.
Well, a cow is pretty much early access milk.
 

youji itami

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Neronium said:
Why would you trade the valuable cow!? I'm sure that Early Access game is only worth 3 puka shells and some otter pelts at the most. Never trade the cow, you'd need to trade that to get the subscription for the Sims 4! *cow not included in base game, get that with the Dairy Animal DLC for only $4.99*
$4.99! this is EA were talking about DLC is $9.99 for 1 cow $19.99 for 3 or $29.99 for a small herd.
 

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I don't think there's any need to chew the cud even more about this subject.

But if you've like to hear more, this comment is in early access, for only $19.99 you can find out the rest of my thoughts, at some vague point in the future, if I ever bother writing them down!
 

Under_your_bed

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Oh good. An entire thread of cow puns. I hope you're happy, Grey and Cory. I hope you're god-damn happy.

Also, what's with the sign-off song? I don't get the joke.
 

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Grouchy Imp said:
Neronium said:
Why would you trade the valuable cow!?
Shanicus said:
Cow too good to trade for that.
I could be wrong but I think it's a cash-cow.
TopazFusion said:
Well, fine. I'll just go buy this udder game instead.
Grouchy Imp said:
I could be wrong but I think it's a cash-cow.
Careful, we're milking it now.
xD I assume puns shall be made until the cows come home.

Personally, I think she should have kept the cow, and paid with a cowpie.
Equal exchange. ;p
 

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ZZoMBiE13 said:
Oh sorry, I'm afraid my payment ran into unforeseen complications and I've had to abandon giving you my hard earned money. Better luck next time.
I genuinely burst out laughing at this one. Tip of the cap to you sir.

You can be sure if there was an issue of payment for a product, electronic or otherwise, the consumer wouldn't be receiving it whatever the promises.

However we are expected to fork out currency for the...possible potential of something?