Random person in World of Warcraft talking me into cybersex and turning out to be one of those S&M types that wanted me to command her to give herself a urine enema.
My Answer as well... and I'm 20Loop Stricken said:That I haven't had any yet.Relish in Chaos said:What are your most embarrassing sex-related stories?
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This whole post was awesome. we should be friends nowPalfreyfish said:We were completely sober, and I was at his crashing after a night out, and it sort of happened. I initiated things, and it went from there. He still claims to be straight, but he's never said he didn't enjoy it, so I'm pretty pleased with the outcome.Bara_no_Hime said:**checks profile - notes that you are male**Palfreyfish said:On topic, I banged a straight guy. I'm pretty proud of that. Not embarrassing for me so much though I guess.
So, how did that happen? You really didn't share the story so much as the result. And, if the guy let you have sex with him, doesn't that at least make him bi (or closeted bi or something)?
Oh, and for the record, I don't exclusively like men, jus sayin.
Don't worry, I'll do it.Crimbo23 said:How on earth do i delete?!
Ouuuuuch. You always gotta check with a webcam for those online meetups.Evil Earlgrey said:So here i was with an ugly ass woman i wouldn't touch with gloves on, who was a thousand miles away from her home and HAD to stay at my place for at least two days. The only place she could sleep in was my bed. Oh boy.. that weekend turned out to be nothing like i expected it to be. So fucking awkward..
Why thank you and yes, yes we should. And yeah, I don't want advertising in my Captchas, I hate them enough as it is.8-Bit_Jack said:This whole post was awesome. we should be friends nowPalfreyfish said:We were completely sober, and I was at his crashing after a night out, and it sort of happened. I initiated things, and it went from there. He still claims to be straight, but he's never said he didn't enjoy it, so I'm pretty pleased with the outcome.Bara_no_Hime said:**checks profile - notes that you are male**Palfreyfish said:On topic, I banged a straight guy. I'm pretty proud of that. Not embarrassing for me so much though I guess.
So, how did that happen? You really didn't share the story so much as the result. And, if the guy let you have sex with him, doesn't that at least make him bi (or closeted bi or something)?
Oh, and for the record, I don't exclusively like men, jus sayin.
fuck the adware captcha!
The first one made me lose it, especially the last line. The second one... That's fucked.8-Bit_Jack said:i only have two weird sex stories, not really embarassing
one was going over to this girls house, fucking her, then we got dressed and watched a movie on her couch. shortly after the credits rolled, her then-unmentioned boyfriend showed up. she quickly explained i was just a friend from her class, and that i was totally gay. he believed her. I know that the REASON he believed her is that he and i had been flirting online. So she went to sleep, he and I played halo on the couch, then I decided that these two deserved eachother, blew him, and vanished into the night
the other weird thing happened when i hooked up with another girl. I was going down on her, shes making lots of noise, suddenly her dog starts whining and scratching outside her bedroom door. It got loud enough to be distracting, and just as im about to say something, she interjects with "he's just used to being in here". I left
Sounds like my cat. She has been known to attempt to cuddle while my spouse and I are having sex. Or, if we try to shut the door, she'll scratch on the door and yowl until we let her in.8-Bit_Jack said:the other weird thing happened when i hooked up with another girl. I was going down on her, shes making lots of noise, suddenly her dog starts whining and scratching outside her bedroom door. It got loud enough to be distracting, and just as im about to say something, she interjects with "he's just used to being in here". I left
Sir, what were you thinking? I just don't understand why anyone would ever do such things!raklin said:I had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Yes, but I'm a student. I don't have that kind of money. I don't have any kind of money, coming to think of it.Anoni Mus said:Ever tought of hiring a slut?Doclector said:I'm twenty one. I haven't had sex.
That, my friends, is embarassing.