Hmm, I think Bob's actually being fairly harsh on the movie. I've not read the originals but I've seen plenty of stuff like DC's Adam Strange that is very much the same story from what I understand, and I really enjoyed the movie. I guess I'd say Bob's review sounded like a 4 or 5 out of 10 and I'd rate it more like a 6.5 or 7. The films not without it's flaws, but both me and my fiance were really swept up in the mythology and felt the world it created was a really neat place. I really enjoyed how the Therns gave the story a much greater sense of scale than I expected, and especially thought the story trick at the end with the framing narrative was pretty clever. I've read a lot of reviews comparing it to Avatar, but felt John Carter was way more enjoyable than Avatar was. I felt the difference was mainly in that while Avatar's world felt like it was entirely built around conveying it's fairly basic themes, John Carter's world feels more like a believable place with the story arising as a logical consequence of the mythology, and I felt like that made it a much more enjoyable film. On the downside, I did feel like Carter himself didn't get to do a lot of character building, and I think it's weird that Bob called out Dejah as a great character since I felt she was a little flat too, but I was mostly willing to forgive that considering she seems remarkably progressive for a female character from a hundred years ago. But, yeah, other than feeling the two leads were a little weak, I'm kind of confused about all the problems most reviews have said they had with it.