Escape to the Movies: New Moon

MovieBob

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New Moon

MovieBob tries to find one nice thing to say about New Moon, but it's a stretch.

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Trivun

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slopeslider said:
New Moon sucks. Im suprised so many older teens and college girls go for this stuff.
I do and I'm a nineteen year old guy. I was planning to see it tonight except a friend (also a guy) who saw it last night said that although it was decent, the amount of screaming fangirls made it less enjoyable, so I may wait until an adult screening is done at the local cinema (i.e. 18 and over only). Have you actually seen it, or made an attempt to see it? If so then your opinion is fair and noted. If you haven't made an attempt to see it then what right do you have to criticise it?

And yes, I do like things like Dracula as well. I simply don't agree that Twilight 'ruined' vampires. Although for all the things I like about the series, I still don't like the 'sparkly' vampires idea.
 

Aptus

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I would rather watch a 12 hour porno directed by Uwe Boll and starring a platypus and a wheelchair than go anywhere near this piece of shit franchise.
 

lwm3398

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I heard it was supposed to be 'guy-friendly'.

But I'm going nowhere near it anyway.
 

ZeoAssassin

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qazmatoz said:
The bleeping is terribly annoying.
indeed

anyway i was forced against my will to see this crap at midnight...i just started laughing my ass off though it because it was so bad
 

slopeslider

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Trivun said:
slopeslider said:
New Moon sucks. Im suprised so many older teens and college girls go for this stuff.
I do and I'm a nineteen year old guy. I was planning to see it tonight except a friend (also a guy) who saw it last night said that although it was decent, the amount of screaming fangirls made it less enjoyable, so I may wait until an adult screening is done at the local cinema (i.e. 18 and over only). Have you actually seen it, or made an attempt to see it? If so then your opinion is fair and noted. If you haven't made an attempt to see it then what right do you have to criticise it?

And yes, I do like things like Dracula as well. I simply don't agree that Twilight 'ruined' vampires. Although for all the things I like about the series, I still don't like the 'sparkly' vampires idea.
No dude I form all my opinions based solely off of movie reviews. I never even knew what twilight was until I saw this.

Have you ever tried a crap sandwich? Sure you can think its a bad idea but until you've tried it dont knock it. "Have you actually TRIED it, or made an attempt to EAT it? If so then your opinion is fair and noted. If you haven't made an attempt to EAT it then what right do you have to criticise it?"
Your exact reasoning with 3 words replaced by 'tried' and 'eat'.
 

Terramax

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Thank God moviebob gave this a bad review... a really bad review. I may have don't something terrible to myself if he'd given it a good review. Nice going Bob.

The problem is whilst these games are cliched to anyone above 14 years-old, it isn't to the core audience under it hence they think it's the most starkingly original, personal experience ever. It's depressing to know that this stuff will continue to be sold for generations to come whilst stuff by real geniuses like that of Studio Ghibli will largely be ignored.

*sigh*
 

Nimbus

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Trivun said:
...so I may wait until an adult screening is done at the local cinema (i.e. 18 and over only)...
Can they even do that? I'm fairly certain that ageism for no reason is illegal.
 

crotalidian

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Vampires that dont bite people....hmmm yeah that put me off to begin with

aimed at teenage girls...another in the negative

MovieBob hates it....sold! I will never see this movie or respect anyone who watches it

like the Professional (leon) pic especially as i mentioned it in my post on the road...what happened to the road btw....

Mr.Tea said:
MovieBob said:
New Moon

MovieBob tries to find one nice thing to say about New Moon, but it's a stretch.

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What happened to the video on "The Road". After watching it, I clicked on the comments link, but error 404, then no trace of anything 'Escape to the movies' for a while, and now it's New Moon...?
Ninja'd
 

Yudas

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You are a good reviewer. You are funny, but not in a way that makes your review seem like comedy rather than actual journalism. I have one massive gripe.

If you do have to beep out every swear word then stop saying them. Its annoyings, its flowbreaking and I'd like to think were not all 12 and old enough to hear different synonyms of the word 'poo'.

That aside, I'm not going to see this movie. I wasn't before but some friday evening bashing is allways nice.
 

Teh_Doomage

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I feel very sorry for MovieBob...having to shit through that sh*t...not once, but twice.

I salute you in saying what had to be said about this awful stuff.
 

Tharticus

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What's with the change from the last review 45 minutes ago then to Twilight New Moon?

New Moon some good ideas with this movie except the fact that the writers suck.
 
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Piano-cide dude that was awesome, but the review maybe a bit redundant since we all knew from the first trailer that this was gonna be a big fat disasterpiece.
 

Ranooth

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Im doing my best to stop my girlfriend from seeing this but im running out of options. It ethical to chain your girlfriend up outside of the bedroom?
 

Silk_Sk

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Normally, I enjoy watching terrible movies get ripped to shreds. But the whole Twilight thing has gone far far beyond that. It's at the point where I dread watching/reading anything about it at all. Even knowing this review was going to justifiably eviscerate it, it took more willpower than I would have liked to watch this review simply because of it's subject. The best way this review could be improved would be to take all the clips out and replace them with pictures of moldy food.
 

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Mr.Tea said:
MovieBob said:
New Moon

MovieBob tries to find one nice thing to say about New Moon, but it's a stretch.

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What happened to the video on "The Road". After watching it, I clicked on the comments link, but error 404, then no trace of anything 'Escape to the movies' for a while, and now it's New Moon...?
He remembered New Moon was out and quickly wrote this up, replacing 'The Road' review. Couldn't pass up the oportunity to rip the shit out of Twilight again. In all seriousness, though, I was wondering the same thing.