My girlfriend won't stop trying to convince me about how good it is, and I've already read the books and I thought it was the most over-rated piece of $#!7 to ever even become something big. It's like, what would happen if everything that wasn't popular became popular? There would be so much crap to wade through people would start becoming total shut-ins! Stuff like this drives me insane...
Escape to the Movies: New Moon
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I HAVE FURY!!!!
Yes....only thing I didn't agree with is sleeping with Kristen Stewart. She'll be much cuter when she gets those teeth looked at... >.>
Yes....only thing I didn't agree with is sleeping with Kristen Stewart. She'll be much cuter when she gets those teeth looked at... >.>
i saw this movie on release night using a free movie pass with a girl i really liked. you wanna know how that turned out? the movie was fucking awful (yet i would still rather watch this then say son of the mask again...)and she stopped liking me and picked another dude to go out with...FUCK YOU STEPHINE MEYER AND THE CAST OF THIS FUCKING MOVIE!!!
I have seen at least 10 reviews for the first one this is the one and only for this one.. I havent read the books because books are for losers thats what the interwebz is for.. And i must say i will NEVER EVER! watch this piece of crap.. The first thing that turned me off was when i heard of such a thing as Sparkling Vampires thats a absolute NO!!! Then i heard it was based off some fan girl book about sexually frustrated teens.. That added to the NO LIST! But anyways when the final count was done It was would watch= -999999999999999 wouldnt want to watch= +9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.
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Oh and CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOMBO BURREAKER 444 posts now its 445 bizatch!!!!
My friends tried to drag me to this film. I told them that I would rather hang myself than give any money to that franchise. I hate Meyer for the simple fact that her crap makes so much money. At least I know that my books will get published one day, but holy crap people.
On a lighter note, I was happy that Fawful appeared for a split second. He's one of my favorite new Mario villains.
On a lighter note, I was happy that Fawful appeared for a split second. He's one of my favorite new Mario villains.
Dude that is why trailers are made so you can watch bits of the movie and see if you like it or not. So if you watched the trailer for this piece of shit film well you would see that this movie sucks that they did in fact ruin vampire myth by taking it and fucking it up its ass. Like movie bob said bad books turned into shitty movies
The Review was hilarious and I totally agree, the one thing I found to be annoying was that the beeps were really loud and a bit much...but otherwise good stuff
If this existed I'd probably to find it on the internet simply to see how this could be done.Aptus said:
You will be better off for this stance. The 1st book was average and the were either no better or completely unnecessary. The New Moon Movie was also an exercise in frustration.
I honestly don't see where all the hate comes from. I saw Twilight and thought it was ok, its not great, but it's not bad either, I've seen a lot more terrible stuff I wish I could get back my time from but this wasn't the case. a 5/10 in my opinion.
New moon has a quicker pacing, despite being longer, there's a lot more stuff going on, much more exposition and was overall a more satisfying experience. I really hate that the wolf gang was always hanging around without a shirt on, and Edward also used the opportunity to take his off, which was clearly fanservice, but despite all that it is still better than the first. I give it a 6/10.
I honestly think people should give it a try rather than casting it off as softcore gay porn for girls without even watching. Probably the reason why New Moon has 40% of the votes as 1/10 on imdb.
FYI, I've never read the books and I'm straight male and 20yo. I'm actually curious to check the books someday.
New moon has a quicker pacing, despite being longer, there's a lot more stuff going on, much more exposition and was overall a more satisfying experience. I really hate that the wolf gang was always hanging around without a shirt on, and Edward also used the opportunity to take his off, which was clearly fanservice, but despite all that it is still better than the first. I give it a 6/10.
I honestly think people should give it a try rather than casting it off as softcore gay porn for girls without even watching. Probably the reason why New Moon has 40% of the votes as 1/10 on imdb.
FYI, I've never read the books and I'm straight male and 20yo. I'm actually curious to check the books someday.
The most insulting thing anyone has ever said to me was "Have you seen the new vampire movie? I think you'd really like it."
Their reasoning was because it had vampires in it, apparently. Of course, THEY liked it so it doesn't say much for their cognitive ability.
What's really depressing is that a lot of adult friends of mine love this tripe too. I'm hoping they love it for the potential it shows, rather than.. well. What it's actually made of.
And for the record, I am sick of 'normal vampires'. I'm all for changing things up! And sparkly skin is hardly the worst reimagining for why they can't go out in strong daylight...
Their reasoning was because it had vampires in it, apparently. Of course, THEY liked it so it doesn't say much for their cognitive ability.
What's really depressing is that a lot of adult friends of mine love this tripe too. I'm hoping they love it for the potential it shows, rather than.. well. What it's actually made of.
And for the record, I am sick of 'normal vampires'. I'm all for changing things up! And sparkly skin is hardly the worst reimagining for why they can't go out in strong daylight...
Pathologically self-immolating dumbshit of a girlfriend...
That is second only to a RiffTrax commentary track that followed up the line "It doesn't make sense for you to love me" with "The Twilight saga summed up in nine words" for most painfully accurate flame against this series. Just who were the dumb motherfuckers that even gave Meyers the money to publish her second book, let alone a fucking FOURTH?! I haven't seen shit this awful get so many additional installments since Star Wars after the holiday special.
That is second only to a RiffTrax commentary track that followed up the line "It doesn't make sense for you to love me" with "The Twilight saga summed up in nine words" for most painfully accurate flame against this series. Just who were the dumb motherfuckers that even gave Meyers the money to publish her second book, let alone a fucking FOURTH?! I haven't seen shit this awful get so many additional installments since Star Wars after the holiday special.