Ass mate, ASS. Say it rightjosh4president said:Samson slaying tons of Philistine dudes using only the jawbone of a donkey?
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The moral is the same as it eve was, stop screwing with crazy chicks! We know they're untrustworthy, dangerous and have slept with half the men in the area but you still role with her like she won't cut something off if you piss her off.Ashoten said:You know I can't even remember if the story of Sampson had a moral or point to it except maybe 'Don't trust women'. I wonder how dated and sexist stuff like that is going to play out to a modern movie going audience in this atmosphere of hype equality awareness. I visit tumblr too.
Fair enough, though I'm reminded of Ben Thompson's reading of the story of Samson:Ass mate, ASS. Say it right
To be fair, I don't think Cain's offspring are all that big on science and crap like that. They just see it as their right to tear shit up.marioandsonic said:2:40
Am I the only one who's sick of the "industry/science/technology is bad, nature is good" idea that pops up in movies/games/books/etc.?
Could it simply be a relic/gift from the fallin angels? Maybe he did them a favour or maybe it had something to do with why they are fallen Angels in the first place like they lost that sword and man got it :/seiler88 said:1) Fire Sword:
I do not believe that humans ever had access to anything like real sorcery. However, in the context of the movie, it's so awesome that I don't care.
And now we all run the risk of appendicitis. The creator gives with one hand...2) Vegi vs. Meat:
Huge plot hole, EVERYBODY was on the all plant diet back then. In fact it was the Flood that lead to God authorizing humans to eat meat in the first place.
And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying Where is the flaming sword which was given unto thee?seiler88 said:1) Fire Sword:
I do not believe that humans ever had access to anything like real sorcery. However, in the context of the movie, it's so awesome that I don't care.
Or perhaps this is is continuity with Pratchett and Gaiman's Good Omens, where the angel guarding Eden gave Adam and Eve to flaming sword to help them keep warm.hittite said:And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying Where is the flaming sword which was given unto thee?seiler88 said:1) Fire Sword:
I do not believe that humans ever had access to anything like real sorcery. However, in the context of the movie, it's so awesome that I don't care.
And the Angel said, I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down some where, forget my own head next.
And the Lord did not ask him again.
I actually kind of dig that look for a villain, but I'm not really into Spiderman so I understand if I'm missing a big reason why he shouldn't look like that. I'm more upset at how Michelangelo looked in that other picture, weird as hell. I shouldn't be afraid of the ninja turtles.Pallindromemordnillap said:That's what i keep telling everyone! Amazing's Goblin totally looks like Jareth in his younger days or something. Or maybe Jareth's kid going through a grunge phaseMcMarbles said:THAT'S the Greem Goblin? Apparently someone's ony point of reference for goblins was iLabyrinth.
That's a lot of hate for a movie you haven't seen yet, man.KissingSunlight said:Noah? Ah, No!
Seriously, that was one convoluted description of a movie. Call me a "smug intellectual" if you want to. This movie has been over-budget, over-hyped shit sandwich from the word "Greenlight". A valid question would be, "Who is this movie for?" If it's not for Christians, and it's not for intellectuals. I'm guessing they are aiming for people who are not particularly religious who will watch anything with big special effects and action scenes.
I'll be disappointed in humanity if this movie becomes number one at the Box Office this weekend.
It's not that unusual to figure out that a movie is not going to be good, or at the very least, something that will not appeal to you from watching trailers and reading reviews. Noah is one of those movies from the first time I heard about it. I knew it wasn't going to be something that would appeal to me. The more I heard & read about it. The more convinced that this movie will not appeal to very many people.AdagioBoognish said:That's a lot of hate for a movie you haven't seen yet, man.KissingSunlight said:Noah? Ah, No!
Seriously, that was one convoluted description of a movie. Call me a "smug intellectual" if you want to. This movie has been over-budget, over-hyped shit sandwich from the word "Greenlight". A valid question would be, "Who is this movie for?" If it's not for Christians, and it's not for intellectuals. I'm guessing they are aiming for people who are not particularly religious who will watch anything with big special effects and action scenes.
I'll be disappointed in humanity if this movie becomes number one at the Box Office this weekend.
I'm pretty sure they were going for something that mid 2000's comic book movies were going for (see: Fantastic 4, Green Lantern, etc) in that they used the license to attract the core fanbase from the printed material to the show to draw up a big opening weekend, then use the numbers from said weekend on top of the big special effects to keep on the "Lowest COmmon Denominator", aka the people you mentioned. On top of causing religious outrage after said opening weekend, the likes of which is designed to try to get the anti-religious audience/critics (see: MovieBob) showing up in order to support anything that cheeses off the religious (see: Dante's Inferno marketing).KissingSunlight said:A valid question would be, "Who is this movie for?" If it's not for Christians, and it's not for intellectuals. I'm guessing they are aiming for people who are not particularly religious who will watch anything with big special effects and action scenes.
I knew I had that Idea from somewhere, thanksKiramidHead said:Or perhaps this is is continuity with Pratchett and Gaiman's Good Omens, where the angel guarding Eden gave Adam and Eve to flaming sword to help them keep warm.hittite said:And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying Where is the flaming sword which was given unto thee?seiler88 said:1) Fire Sword:
I do not believe that humans ever had access to anything like real sorcery. However, in the context of the movie, it's so awesome that I don't care.
And the Angel said, I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down some where, forget my own head next.
And the Lord did not ask him again.