Escapism update: We have Gerald

[Graustein]

*Returns before the song is over*
...What now? Where's Doki got to?

 

[SargentToughie]

Wires begin to come out of Toughie's command chair, connecting his armor to the weapons mainfraim of the Eternal Valliance

Private toughie looks up
"There's no going back... is there"

"Not a chance"

 

[xitel]

But my Lord we wouldn't be interfering!
We would just be surveying the battle! Lady Galletea might still need our help!

It would be interfering. It is a duel, and you will respect the terms of such.

'M'lady are you alright? Do you need assistance? Our troops are on hold!'

We're good for the minute. Stay put. Save me some ice cream. Out.

Manoever out of range of the main cannon.

charge 20% complete

It's Banana Split. Would you like some instead of playing your silly war games?

It doesn't seem so silly when you picture what it would look like in your head if this were actually happening.

That's what I'm doing, and it's EPIC.

It's silly when you consider that a) all the hostages are back safely, and b) I have an army of invulnerable T'lan warriors waiting on standby to cleanup as soon as someone makes the first wrong move.

 

[SargentToughie]

OOC: So basically, we're all stuck in an intergalactic space war over nothing at this point

that's so my style

 

[meatloaf231]

...What now? Where's Doki got to?

"He's in front of me, about a half-kilometer and closing, well within range of my ship's cannons."

OOC: So basically, we're all stuck in an intergalactic space war over nothing at this point

that's so my style

Well, you and Galletea seem to be dueling over... whatever it is you're dueling about, and I'm chasing Doki for using us.

 

[xitel]

OOC: So basically, we're all stuck in an intergalactic space war over nothing at this point

that's so my style

Yes. And now that you're distracted, would you like some Ice Cream?

...What now? Where's Doki got to?

"He's in front of me, about a half-kilometer and closing, well within range of my ship's cannons."

Do not fire unless fired upon! Do you read me!?

 

[Siuss]

But my Lord we wouldn't be interfering!
We would just be surveying the battle! Lady Galletea might still need our help!

It would be interfering. It is a duel, and you will respect the terms of such.

'M'lady are you alright? Do you need assistance? Our troops are on hold!'

We're good for the minute. Stay put. Save me some ice cream. Out.

Manoever out of range of the main cannon.

charge 20% complete

It's Banana Split. Would you like some instead of playing your silly war games?

It doesn't seem so silly when you picture what it would look like in your head if this were actually happening.

That's what I'm doing, and it's EPIC.

It's silly when you consider that a) all the hostages are back safely, and b) I have an army of invulnerable T'lan warriors waiting on standby to cleanup as soon as someone makes the first wrong move.

Perhaps invulnerable, but how strong is their will or loyalty? Will they leave you at the first promise of better ice cream?

 

[Blind0bserver]

OOC: So basically, we're all stuck in an intergalactic space war over nothing at this point

that's so my style

Seems like it. I'm going to go am-scray off to some other corner of the forums, if not the internet all together. I have an RP involving "The Cube" that I need to put the finishing touches on, anyway.

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

But my Lord we wouldn't be interfering!
We would just be surveying the battle! Lady Galletea might still need our help!

It would be interfering. It is a duel, and you will respect the terms of such.

'M'lady are you alright? Do you need assistance? Our troops are on hold!'

We're good for the minute. Stay put. Save me some ice cream. Out.

Manoever out of range of the main cannon.

charge 20% complete

It's Banana Split. Would you like some instead of playing your silly war games?

It doesn't seem so silly when you picture what it would look like in your head if this were actually happening.

That's what I'm doing, and it's EPIC.

It's silly when you consider that a) all the hostages are back safely, and b) I have an army of invulnerable T'lan warriors waiting on standby to cleanup as soon as someone makes the first wrong move.

What do you mean by clean up? Why don't you just send them in right now? If they really are invulnerable it shouldn't be a problem.

 

[xitel]

But my Lord we wouldn't be interfering!
We would just be surveying the battle! Lady Galletea might still need our help!

It would be interfering. It is a duel, and you will respect the terms of such.

'M'lady are you alright? Do you need assistance? Our troops are on hold!'

We're good for the minute. Stay put. Save me some ice cream. Out.

Manoever out of range of the main cannon.

charge 20% complete

It's Banana Split. Would you like some instead of playing your silly war games?

It doesn't seem so silly when you picture what it would look like in your head if this were actually happening.

That's what I'm doing, and it's EPIC.

It's silly when you consider that a) all the hostages are back safely, and b) I have an army of invulnerable T'lan warriors waiting on standby to cleanup as soon as someone makes the first wrong move.

Perhaps invulnerable, but how strong is their will or loyalty? Will they leave you at the first promise of better ice cream?

It's a hive mind, all linked to Nexus. And guess who controls Nexus?

 

[xitel]

But my Lord we wouldn't be interfering!
We would just be surveying the battle! Lady Galletea might still need our help!

It would be interfering. It is a duel, and you will respect the terms of such.

'M'lady are you alright? Do you need assistance? Our troops are on hold!'

We're good for the minute. Stay put. Save me some ice cream. Out.

Manoever out of range of the main cannon.

charge 20% complete

It's Banana Split. Would you like some instead of playing your silly war games?

It doesn't seem so silly when you picture what it would look like in your head if this were actually happening.

That's what I'm doing, and it's EPIC.

It's silly when you consider that a) all the hostages are back safely, and b) I have an army of invulnerable T'lan warriors waiting on standby to cleanup as soon as someone makes the first wrong move.

What do you mean by clean up? Why don't you just send them in right now? If they really are invulnerable it shouldn't be a problem.

Because the rest of them seem to be having fun.

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

I think Iron Ninja's been done for a while, he hasn't show up lately.

 

[Galletea]

Charging 80% complete
*The beak of the Artemis opens revealing the pulsing blue of the Hyper Cannon*

Focus shields to the front. Get as close as you can to that ship.

*The Artemis slowly creeps closer until the two ships almost touch*

 

[meatloaf231]

"He's in front of me, about a half-kilometer and closing, well within range of my ship's cannons."

Do not fire unless fired upon! Do you read me!?

Since when am I part of The Organization? You never gave me any of your ice cream.

Plus, he already fired upon me. See that smouldering half-kilometer mess back there? That's my ship.

 

[wewontdie11]

OOC: So basically, we're all stuck in an intergalactic space war over nothing at this point

that's so my style

Yes. And now that you're distracted, would you like some Ice Cream?

Hey can I get a piece of that action? Snacks were mentioned a couple pages ago and I haven't bothered to get any myself.

(I like how most of my posts in this whole thread are concerning the procurement of food)

 

[xitel]

"He's in front of me, about a half-kilometer and closing, well within range of my ship's cannons."

Do not fire unless fired upon! Do you read me!?

Since when am I part of The Organization? You never gave me any of your ice cream.

Plus, he already fired upon me. See that smouldering half-kilometer mess back there? That's my ship.

You have holly, you are a member. And yes, if he fired on you, you are weapons free.

Hey can I get a piece of that action? Snacks were mentioned a couple pages ago and I haven't bothered to get any myself.

(I like how most posts in this whole thread are concerning the procurement of food)

I did offer some to you. I assumed you had taken me up on the offer.

 

[rottenbutter]

"He's in front of me, about a half-kilometer and closing, well within range of my ship's cannons."

Do not fire unless fired upon! Do you read me!?

Since when am I part of The Organization? You never gave me any of your ice cream.

Plus, he already fired upon me. See that smouldering half-kilometer mess back there? That's my ship.

You have holly, you're part of the organization.

Also, Lord Xitel, I believe he has a right to pursue vengeance.
edit: Never mind.

 

[SargentToughie]

The front of the Eternal Valliance splits open, revealing a cannon that matches the Valliance in peremiter. Sarge stands up, as the cords that were connected to his armor begin to sap away from Toughie's very life being, Sarge was actually fueling the cannon with his own life

The cannon began to glow, and Toughie spoke out

"now... prepare to fire... HAVOC"

 

[Graustein]

Everything seems under control here. I am off to kick Robosoldier's ass at Brawl. Radio will remain in I am needed, as will R-1.

Let's go.
Hey, am I in that game?
Umm... sortof.
SWEET

*A few minutes later*
Hey, what the FUCK! What happened to my suit!?
Oh yeah, forgot to tell you about that...

 

[xitel]

The front of the Eternal Valliance splits open, revealing a cannon that matches the Valliance in peremiter. Sarge stands up, as the cords that were connected to his armor begin to sap away from Toughie's very life being, Sarge was actually fueling the cannon with his own life

The cannon began to glow, and Toughie spoke out

"now... prepare to fire... HAVOC"

So no snacks for you then? Fine. Who wants his share?