Escapism update: We have Gerald

[jim_doki]

chief commander, fire aft torpedoes. get meatloaf off us. See if we can get Ultrajoe back online coms. he still might be useful

borg cube one, destroy toughie's fleet. he is to suffer

*checks map* two minutes to beamup point. be ready

 

[Galletea]

Gallentea, I'm more than willing to take you on alone

your best ship vs. the eternal valliance in honorable combat

what say you?

Hmm. What are the conditions Sargent?

Richard! Fire!

 

[Ultrajoe]

"And we have another request from... an Eviljoe? calling from... [sup]is it april fools or something?[/sup]... Ultraland... for Daft Punk's 'Crescendolls'... With the tribute "I'll Get You All Yet"... fun guy it sounds like."

 

[rottenbutter]

Lady Galletea, Quackers has returned from his mission to retrieve the Mr. Butterworth.

The crab is secure. I repeat, the crab is secure.

 

[xitel]

RIGHT. This is officially out of hand. Organization, FIRE AT WILL.

 

[dekkarax]

"He's all ready on board!"

"curses, send out a message to our allies, we need a spacecraft, we can take the kasrkins but the titans shall have to remain here."

 

[SargentToughie]

Gallentea, I'm more than willing to take you on alone

your best ship vs. the eternal valliance in honorable combat

what say you?

Hmm. What are the conditions Sargent?

Richard! Fire!

The typical rules of combat

no second ships, no ambushes, we meet head to head

you know, typical duel stuff

 

[meatloaf231]

*Opens radio communications with Mr. Doki*

"You think you can use us as pawns? You think you will get away with this? I gave you tea!"

*Fires the Triphammers*

 

[Blind0bserver]

chief commander, fire aft torpedoes. get meatloaf off us. See if we can get Ultrajoe back online coms. he still might be useful

borg cube one, destroy toughie's fleet. he is to suffer

The door behind Doki explodes violently outward. Amidst the smoke from the explosion a figure could be seen standing in the doorway.

Spoiler

"It's over, Doki. You should have given up when you had the chance, back before everything became overly complicated and convoluted."

 

[Galletea]

The typical rules of combat

no second ships, no ambushes, we meet head to head

you know, typical duel stuff

Then I accept your challange.

*Rides back to ship*

Richard! Take over, I have business to attend to. Out.

 

[wewontdie11]

OK, I just spent like half an hour reading this whole thread and I just gotta say, wut?

You guys better save that crab after all this!

It's okay, you've got holly, you can sit here with me and watch. I've got my T'lan warriors to provide protection.

Yay.

Spoiler: Oh and protection? I apreciate the offer but...

I'm claiming Dante if shit hits the fan, so I think I'll manage.

 

[dekkarax]

"It's over, Doki. You should have given up when you had the chance, back before everything became overly complicated and convoluted."

It sure is.

 

[SargentToughie]

*Sits in command chair*

"men... prepare for the battle of a lifetime"

*twiddles thumbs in anticipation*

 

[Blind0bserver]

"It's over, Doki. You should have given up when you had the chance, back before everything became overly complicated and convoluted."

It sure is.

I know, innit? Reading all of this almost gives me a migraine.

 

[xitel]

OK, I just spent like half an hour reading this whole thread and I just gotta say, wut?

You guys better save that crab after all this!

It's okay, you've got holly, you can sit here with me and watch. I've got my T'lan warriors to provide protection.

Yay.

Spoiler: Oh and protection? I apreciate the offer but...

I'm claiming Dante if shit hits the fan, so I think I'll manage.

Yes well, I've got Solus, so I think we're good. Dante and Solus = undefeatable.

Spoiler: Solus

 

[dekkarax]

His engines are down, send in the kasrkin boarding parties.

 

[Galletea]

* The Artemis raises gracefully into the air*

Man the Hyper Ray. Raise shields.

And brace yourselves, this should be interesting.

 

[jim_doki]

*in a shimmering display of twinking vampire, Doki disappears, and reappears in one of the birds of prey.*
engage, maximum warp

*hits the comm*
dammit joe come in!

Klingon:
Sir, we have lost engines!

Lower shields and tranport again

 

[SargentToughie]

Toughie stands, opening a com to the Artemis

"When you're ready..."

 

[Blind0bserver]

*in a shimmering display of twinking vampire, Doki disappears, and reappears in one of the birds of prey.*
engage, maximum warp

*hits the comm*
dammit joe come in!

In a puff of black smoke, Vanguard suddenly appears in front of Doki and points the end of a sword at his throat.

"We can play games like this all day if you'd like. It still isn't going to help you"