Escapist News Network: Blizzard Warning

Graham_LRR

Unskippable, LRR, Feed Dump
Nov 13, 2008
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Blizzard Warning

ENN delves into the darkness behind everyone's favorite studio.

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elexis

just another guy
Mar 17, 2009
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Well you wont see me get sucked in to that whole blizzard-wow conspiracy, oh no!

Anyone up for a game of starcraft?
 

Zealous

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Mar 24, 2009
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I love conspiracy theories. Especially the does that seem logical at first then go all "OMGWTFBBQ" at the end.
Awesome work as always.
 

crotalidian

and Now My Watch Begins
Sep 8, 2009
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Activison Boycott....JUSTIFIED!!! They're all in it together to bring down the intarwebz!!!!!111one

good work. numbers were off but good work nonetheless
 

Surggical_Scar

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Feb 13, 2008
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That was one damn fine crackpot rant. I doff my tin foil hat to you.

Also, anyone else slightly worried by 'Abusing the donkey'? That just sounds painful. And probably illegal.
 

dex-dex

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Oct 20, 2009
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The rant reminded me of the rick mercer report but with cuts
I love that they describe it as "other"
and now i could go for a slushie at nine in the morning

EDIT: i would say that Florida looks more like a gun then a penis.
 

mattaui

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Oct 16, 2008
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That was a lot more entertaining than I expected, you guys did a great job. Definitely making sure all my WoW friends take a look, though I think they know, it's already happening!
 

dls182

Viva La Squir
Jun 15, 2009
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Wes Borg is a bloody crazy man!

30% does seem a bit on the low side for people fastening the chin strap on the helmet of love
 

Shockolate

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Feb 27, 2010
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Hm.....

Graham reminds me of Donny Vermillion, the news reporter in Starcraft 2.

Yes, they're always nerfing paladins.

Goldshire is a great place to pick up chicks, why gotta hate Blizz?
 

Moriarty70

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Dec 24, 2008
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Kathleen just inspired a new euphemism. I now proclaim the 254,448,963rd term for, you know, is "Raising the low-ball"
 

sansai

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Mar 31, 2010
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BAH! That guy doesn't know what he is saying.

Countless drones aren't daily wasting away their lives farming, fetching or grinding for levels and loot.


Now if you excuse me I have a raid to attend.