Escapist News Network: Kinect the Dots

[BlueInkAlchemist]

Now I want toast, too.

 

[Moriarty70]

"...unless you count the other hand, which most men will tell you is less effective" Anyone else? Anyone? Although to be fair, it's less effective, but far more realalistic to a co-op experience. Nobody else can *cough* drive your car as well/easily as you.

 

[vrbtny]

That was one of the best episodes

Arnold Swartnegger!!!! Now, where's that link to the arny-off..

 

[That One Six]

How low can you go, Graham, how low can you go?

 

[Garfy]

In the UK selling Predator or any other 18-certificate movie to a kid IS a criminal offence.

Society failed to collapse, hell rockstar even request official certification for their games.

However, Free Speech isn't protected in the UK either. It's a different world.

How is not selling sex and violence to little kids WRONG?

We could do with a bit more clarity and responsability in government tho...
(Whoa, didn't mean to get so heavy in a forum for a comedy show.)

er, Jamtroller makes all games taste great!

 

[Mattteus]

hmm, that jam sounds pretty good... oh wait, it has seeds in it, nevermind

 

[Vigafre]

Ha, CDAA.

There's some nice snarking in this episode. I like it.

 

[daz_O_O]

With this and Monday's LRR, you guys are on absolute top form this week! Great job on showcasing both political and corporate stupidity at it's height in just 5 minutes of brilliant comedy. Now to watch Unskippable! You've set your bar high.

 

[Keith K]

I need to find a way of getting 2112 out of Guitar Hero, without actually buying Guitar Hero. Then I need a way to stitch it all together.

I'm working on it.

 

[Amphoteric]

You shouln't be able to buy a game in a shop if you are younger than the age rating. That is what the internet is for.

 

[MatParker116]

In the UK selling Predator or any other 18-certificate movie to a kid IS a criminal offence.

Society failed to collapse, hell rockstar even request official certification for their games.

However, Free Speech isn't protected in the UK either. It's a different world.

Actually it is under the 1689 Bill of Rights

 

[Impluse_101]

I wanna see LLR do a review of Limbo..See how they think of it >3>... *Shivers* So scary ;~;

 

[Danpascooch]

Did Sony actually cite the "buttons" as a feature over the other two?

Don't get me wrong, I hate motion control, but the POINT of it is to have less buttons.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

Yes! Finally a controller with more fruitiness then the Wii-mote. And it was about time someone made a controler with a decent spread value, i just hope they won't have tried to cover so many things they are spreading it too thin.

 

[addeB]

Eh, is it a plus that motion controls have buttons? :S

 

[coldfrog]

In the UK selling Predator or any other 18-certificate movie to a kid IS a criminal offence.

Society failed to collapse, hell rockstar even request official certification for their games.

However, Free Speech isn't protected in the UK either. It's a different world.

Actually it is under the 1689 Bill of Rights

OK, I'll rephrase then: UK's laws about free speech aren't as permissive as the US's. I don't know all the details, but they seem to have more stringent censorship laws. Anyone want to back me up on this one? Or counter me if you have pretty solid info.

 

[Graham_LRR]

Did Sony actually cite the "buttons" as a feature over the other two?

Don't get me wrong, I hate motion control, but the POINT of it is to have less buttons.

They did. And rumble as well.
We didn't start making stuff up until the jam came out.

 

[dochmbi]

Why shouldn't it be a crime to sell M-rated videogames to minors of 16 years or younger? It's illegal to sell them tobacco or alcohol, the same principle should apply, and an ID should be required. This is not anti-liberty, since liberty only applies to citizens who are considered adults and are capable of making rational decisions regarding their own mind and body.