Escapist News Network: Quickbender Must Die

[Graham_LRR]

Quickbender Must Die

The ENN office receives a mystery package.

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[the_tramp]

Heh, was wondering how you were going to use the photos

RIP Investigative team

Evidently investigating a piece of chicken (my entry) was seemingly unrelated to researching Quickbender/flour et al haha

Can anyone else here a bang at 1:04 or am I just going crazy?

 

[Jared]

Loved the pictures, and the ARG story...made me chuckle. Wish I had gotten my photo in now...ah well.

Poor, poor Quickbender!

 

[Woem]

Quickbender Must Die

The ENN office receives a mystery package.

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Another great episode, another great Kathleen hair flip at 5:09. My day, it was made.

 

[dex-dex]

that was fantastic

also a total my bad for not helping out in the case but that dam thing called being dead can be sort of a set back also it is called getting the coffee for yourself Graham!

 

[Archimedes88]

Brilliant episode, had me in stiches! Particularly enjoyed Paul's rubbish 1 man detective work, Sauceman is a wonderfully ludicrous surname and fits so well with his character.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

So...

Investigators = Interns, basically?

They get coffee and shit.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I love how Kathleen gets so surprised by the stupidity of the people they interview every time. And that's a great investigation you got going.

 

[Alar]

Great episode. Absolutely loved the investigative team jokes. And the future will have genetically designed sex slaves?! I... I think that might be awesome. Or horrible.

 

[Jandau]

Kathleen silently mouthing "What the fuck?" had me laughing out loud. Also, general thank you for mocking ARGs in general, since I find them utterly pointless hype schemes...

 

[johnman]

Your are right, that guy is AWESOME!

Pauls investigation abilities are ledendary

 

[AnneSQF]

You are ours princess Kathleen!
I was going to send in a picture but didn't make it in time Thank god, if I had sent it in I would have been killed by the bomb
Best ENN I can remember (but I have a hard time remembering stuff)

 

[GoodApprentice]

"Uh...he's a little busy!"

I love the inflection.

 

[omega247]

haha, loved the ineptness of the investigation keep up the good work guys

 

[miquelfire]

Heh, was wondering how you were going to use the photos

RIP Investigative team

Evidently investigating a piece of chicken (my entry) was seemingly unrelated to researching Quickbender/flour et al haha

Can anyone else here a bang at 1:04 or am I just going crazy?

It's hard to hear (I didn't know it was there at first), but it's there. Sounds like someone dropped a pen or something.

 

[Eleima]

Great episode!!! I loved the "P-p-p-pokerfacepalm", loved that you used a picture of the Corpse Bride (such a cute animation film), loved speechless Kathleen, loved the ENN Investigation Team (now there's a competent bunch, *chuckles*).
And... a horse in the next Zelda game?? Oh yeah, now *that's* news!

Can anyone else here a bang at 1:04 or am I just going crazy?

It's hard to hear (I didn't know it was there at first), but it's there. Sounds like someone dropped a pen or something.

Nope, you're not crazy, I hear it too... I'm voting for the pen drop as well.

 

[twaddle]

so that military glider is actually named "FALCON PUNCH".....really? ....REALLY NOW!?!?!
XD YOU CAN"T BE SERIOUS!?!?!

 

[Kanjidude]

That was one of the best episodes yet! Good work guys and gals!

 

[Moriarty70]

I think the investigative team was alergic to flour. Segal doesn't have that problem, he's only alergic to Chuck Noris.

 

[addeB]

:O A horse in Zelda?! You guys always have the big news first!