Escapist News Network: Still Gaming

rddj623

"Breathe Deep, Seek Peace"
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You guys have the best, most trustworthy news around. CNN, BBC, Fox, MSNBC, NY Times, LA Times, Washington Post, all pale in comparison!
 

Gingernerd

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Jan 16, 2010
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Stilsuits... That's wonderfully nerdy! "That's still urine!" It was hilarious to imagine that happening in it's proper context.
 

ProjectTrinity

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Apr 29, 2010
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Loved the psychic gag near the end. It was awesome. As well as:

"There's still urine."

Oh gosh. Hilarious and disgusting at the same time. Gah! XD;; Keep up the gold reporting!
 

ShoopDaToaster

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AvsJoe said:
Terranca Vandertramp is a Canucks fan. That means I hate him. Guess why.

I wonder what other ENN predictions will come true. Could that Natal... mascot... thing... actually be involved in a scandalous scandal soon?
I'm afraid to ask,but what is this.... 'natal' mascot?


EDIT:I loved the Episode 3 joke,Gabe Newell is probably rolling in his walk-in food closet right now.
 

Ilosia

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Mar 10, 2009
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I do have to admit, a real life still-suit would be amazing, still disgusting though.
 

antipunt

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Jan 3, 2009
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"Ah man, there's still urine."

"Why does this mountain dew taste so salty"

...
*BLEH*
 

Blackout62

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Dec 24, 2008
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Yes, I would love to know the hardcore gamer who has a Coldplay poster in his room.

I mean besides myself.
 

Hotshot2k4

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Aug 26, 2010
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I lurked around here, mostly watching and occasionally reading comments, but had to create an account just so I could say "lol I can't believe you went there with the mountain dew thing, but I sure am glad you did".
 

Skorpyo

Average Person Extraordinaire!
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Wait, Mt. Dew doesn't taste like piss.

"PREDICT WHEN EPISODE 3 IS COMING OUT!"

"NEVER!"

"WE ARE PSYCHIC!"

...*sob*
 

SachielOne

Former Escapecraft Op
Aug 10, 2009
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There REALLY should have been a Spice joke at the end to go with the whole prescience thing.
 

Vohn_exel

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Oct 24, 2008
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"Why is this mountain dew so salty?" I never have liked Mountain Dew except for the code red but ewwww, lol. That was pretty hilarious, I have to say :D.
 

blankedboy

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MatsVS said:
A Dune reference? I'll be damned!
Makes me wish I'd read those books.
I was going to, but then my birthday came along, 3 more got shoved at me, and, well, yeah.