Escapist News Network: The Future of Sex

[miquelfire]

That was... wow, the main story is creepy.

And if you were able to stomach the creepy dude talking, did anyone happen to notice his plushies when they did a close up on him? (I might have been there the whole time, but that's when I noticed it)

 

[TimeLord]

Use space jump!

Brilliant

 

[Lord_Panzer]

Anyone else notice the stuffed animals in the background? Please tell me I'm not the only one peeing myself over here.

Also, LOL at the 'policeman' asking for the his WoW account info.

 

[hidden walls]

loved the rapidfire referance keep it up

 

[Rainboq]

.............. how could they top this next week? I thought that they couldn't top the picto dicks story but they did.

 

[johnman]

The looks on their faces..... This is the pinnicle of the series

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

Deadpan excellence as always.

Between the bestiality reactions and the inclusion of fake blood & the Kama Sutra in advanced Dragon Age tabletop boxed sets, today's report is one of the best.

 

[The DSM]

Anyone notice in the back ground of the sex part there where 2 plushie cats getting it on?

And I do find ENN more spreadable than other news sources.

 

[TZer0]

Oh wow. That was... funny. The silence..

 

[Macgyvercas]

First ENN of 2010, fresh onto the ice, takes the puck down the rink, bluffs the defenders, he shoots...HE SCORES!

That was awesome, eh?

 

[Kuliani]

"But recently, sex in videogames has become a hard issue, growing in importance and rising to the foreground."

I see what you did thar!

 

[Swaki]

loved the background jokes, and i must say the quality of this show just space jumped (huh, huh get it?, get it?, wink wink, nudge nudge) up.

 

[David_G]

Hahaha, the reactions to the guy talking about bestiality were hilarious.

 

[Swaki]

Nice eagle semen reference, guys. Thanks for that.

isn't it bull semen thats incredibly expensive?, didn't get the eagle semen thing, care to explain ^^

 

[Swaki]

LOL, I just loved the reactions to that guy's requests for beastiallity in games.

I can see some group come out with a DFS (Dog F***ing Sim) and when THAT happens, I'll be investing MY money in BARF-BAGS!

BARF-BAGS! the official besatiality condom.

 

[Russ Pitts]

Nice eagle semen reference, guys. Thanks for that.

isn't it bull semen thats incredibly expensive?, didn't get the eagle semen thing, care to explain ^^

Google it.

 

[Irridium]

Nice eagle semen reference, guys. Thanks for that.

isn't it bull semen thats incredibly expensive?, didn't get the eagle semen thing, care to explain ^^

Google it.

Google "eagle semen?"

Are you mad?

 

[Zydrate]

I lol'd so hard, I thought I was gonna wake people up.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I'm torn...

Funniest bit...the legendary send off or all the faces of horror.

Nice eagle semen reference, guys. Thanks for that.

isn't it bull semen thats incredibly expensive?, didn't get the eagle semen thing, care to explain ^^

Google it.

Google "eagle semen?"

Are you mad?

Click the button [http://lmgtfy.com/?q=eagle+semen]