Escapist (Or Other Online) Couples

[deletemeplease107]

I want an affair with Max!
He sounds like a realll, sadistic man
rwarrrr >

 

[Major_Sam]

Yes, my boyfriends on here but he never logs in because he's stupid like that.
Vampire_Kitteh.
Dunno what he does with his time online.

Ooh, I wanna be part of this soap opera!
I can has an affair with someone or a secret love child?

Yeah I want in too. I'm prepared to die from a brain transplant that went wrong though I come back to life asI forgot my purse. Or an affair sounds good. I'm eyeing you, Maxi-boy .

I once had a Girl Friend online, but whenever I asked to see a picture of her or meet up with her, she refused so it leads me to think that maybe she wasn't a girl after all. 0_0

Creepy...I'd be scared too.

 

[InProgress]

Nope, still single.

This thread is great as it keeps tab of some couples I had no idea of (all of them besides Purps and Larenxis and the Darths).

 

[deletemeplease107]

Goat is pregnant with Simriel's child.

...........Holy shit.

That thought is actually hideous.

Yeah, I know...
But I didn't have much to draw on - I'm not a big soap opera guy.

how bout we just dont abort anyone.
thats a good idea, yes?

ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T SUPPORT WOMEN'S RIGHTS
I'M CALLING THE FEMINAZIS ON YOU
THEY ARE ANGRY LADIES WHO HATE BRAS AND SHAVING
(and men)

(note: Do not mistake feminists for femnazis. One group wants equality, the other group wants to neuter you with a cleaver.)

I uh... ummm...
I do?
and
dont please?
lol


im tired.. so il let you win this time...
il put up more of a fight some other time



its bed time....

 

[Labyrinth]

But yeah, Nuke has a lady friend too.

By "lady friend" you mean "Putin" right? Those two are totally getting it on.

 

[Singing Gremlin]

But yeah, Nuke has a lady friend too. The Pony from Susan's collection. Don't deny it; you lust for that thing.

By "lady friend" you mean "Putin" right? Those two are totally getting it on.

Oi! Quit it you two, we all know he's with me and my sexy flying skills!

(But I occasionally suspect he's more interested in my flying machine than me.)

 

[Labyrinth]

Oi! Quit it you two, we all know he's with me and my sexy flying skills!

(But I occasionally suspect he's more interested in my flying machine than me.)

Your Mosquito? I'd say that's just a fling. His true love remains for Ms. Monitor.

 

[Woem]

I met my fiance on ICQ nine years ago. We're getting married this Wednesday!

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

I met my fiance on ICQ nine years ago. We're getting married this Wednesday!

In that case: Congratulations and the best of luck to both of you.

 

[Sparrow]

Mostly, it didn't work out for them.

(I'm going to predict a flame right here)

I'm going to guess thats because it's not a real relationship. I may be a little bias here, as I don't think online dating is really "love".

Maybe it can progress into that when you meet them properly, face to face. Otherwise, no. I just can't see it being that much of a real thing.

 

[Lord Krunk]

Before he disappeared, I know Xhumed had a fiance, but I'm unaware as to her status as an Escapist or not.

I met her, but I forgot to ask her if she was a user. Damn, I could have cleared that up for you.

I'm gonna put Wilsonscrazybed and Nilcypher up there, because just like every other cop show, you know they're gonna get together in the end.

 

[Azraellod]

i have a vague suspicion that one of my friends has a relationship online. im not really sure though, and i dont want to ask.

he doesn't come onto the escapist except to watch zero punctuation.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

Yes, my boyfriends on here but he never logs in because he's stupid like that.
Vampire_Kitteh.
Dunno what he does with his time online.

Ooh, I wanna be part of this soap opera!
I can has an affair with someone or a secret love child?

~holding your baby~ oi! where's my child support

XD

 

[EeveeElectro]

Yes, my boyfriends on here but he never logs in because he's stupid like that.
Vampire_Kitteh.
Dunno what he does with his time online.

Ooh, I wanna be part of this soap opera!
I can has an affair with someone or a secret love child?

~holding your baby~ oi! where's my child support

XD

I've been trying to some extra men to come into my brothel, but they won't because of my heroin addiction!

XD

 

[sorry user name taken.]

Yes, my boyfriends on here but he never logs in because he's stupid like that.
Vampire_Kitteh.
Dunno what he does with his time online.

Ooh, I wanna be part of this soap opera!
I can has an affair with someone or a secret love child?

~holding your baby~ oi! where's my child support

XD

I've been trying to some extra men to come into my brothel, but they won't because of my heroin addiction!

XD

emilee jr needs food!

lay off the smack and feed your love child damn it!

XD

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

One is the loneliest number...

Two can be as bad as one, it's the loneliest number since the number one.
I met "the love of my life" over the internet. Lasted two years and ended in catastrophic heartbreak for the both of us. Take from that what you will. Still reckon we'll end up together though. Until then I'll keep myself distracted with girls who look sort of like Heather Mason.

 

[Trivun]

I hate to say but i dont think id date anyone of you...lets face it im just too good looking.

lol.

Oh please.
You'd date me.
Hell, I'd date me, and my standards are absurd.

I can't think of any Escapist couples besides those posted here, but I know a few people who've dated on the interwubs.

Mostly, it didn't work out for them.

I'd date you, and I'm straight. Then again, it would most likely be a ruse to get close to you...

Let the revolution begin!

Nah, but seriously, I'm pretty damn lonely. I'm off now to eat chocolate and watch Hugh Grant movies...

Stereotypes are fun... xD

 

[Higurashi]

No one will care anyway, I'm not even known on The Escapist nor do many people like it so I don't know if I'm worthy to be mentioned.

Worth shall not be determined by fame, but by how much I love you. And also, people who don't like it can go fuck a rake. The very subtle disdain I have been met with makes me sick, but I muster the motivation to avoid confronting people about it through sheer force of hoping they will come to their senses.

And yeah, thanks for that outing, Nuke. I was not expecting that. x)
Knowledge is to be had... in Escapist IRC, as always.