I was enjoying an introvert's perfect Friday night of TF2 and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, calm, content, and relaxed.
I decided enough was enough and start to get ready for bed. I go in the bathroom to pee and change into my jammies. I pull down my pants, only to discover there's a giant dead spider attached to my balls. I had to peel it off. Peel.I have no idea how long it was in there, but I'm none to happy about it. Adding insult to injury, after this ordeal, I walk out of the bathroom and guess what episode is starting up? The Body. The one where... well... you know...
I can't handle this emotional roller-coaster.
My own pointless stories aside, have you ever had a similar experience? Not specifically spider balls, but having one thing ruin an otherwise good day?
(Please note I mean, like, 'first world' day-ruiners. Just inconvenient/gross/annoying stuff, no major tragedies. People come here for fun, not for feels.)
I decided enough was enough and start to get ready for bed. I go in the bathroom to pee and change into my jammies. I pull down my pants, only to discover there's a giant dead spider attached to my balls. I had to peel it off. Peel.I have no idea how long it was in there, but I'm none to happy about it. Adding insult to injury, after this ordeal, I walk out of the bathroom and guess what episode is starting up? The Body. The one where... well... you know...
Buffy's...
Mom...
...
dies.
My own pointless stories aside, have you ever had a similar experience? Not specifically spider balls, but having one thing ruin an otherwise good day?
(Please note I mean, like, 'first world' day-ruiners. Just inconvenient/gross/annoying stuff, no major tragedies. People come here for fun, not for feels.)