Ever have a little thing ruin your whole night?

MajorTomServo

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I was enjoying an introvert's perfect Friday night of TF2 and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, calm, content, and relaxed.

I decided enough was enough and start to get ready for bed. I go in the bathroom to pee and change into my jammies. I pull down my pants, only to discover there's a giant dead spider attached to my balls. I had to peel it off. Peel.I have no idea how long it was in there, but I'm none to happy about it. Adding insult to injury, after this ordeal, I walk out of the bathroom and guess what episode is starting up? The Body. The one where... well... you know...
Buffy's...
Mom...
...
dies.
I can't handle this emotional roller-coaster.

My own pointless stories aside, have you ever had a similar experience? Not specifically spider balls, but having one thing ruin an otherwise good day?

(Please note I mean, like, 'first world' day-ruiners. Just inconvenient/gross/annoying stuff, no major tragedies. People come here for fun, not for feels.)
 

krazykidd

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This made me laugh so hard . I would have probably screamed like a little ***** , but that was funny . TF2 is the leading cause of spider death . Imagine the spider going to spider heaven and trying to explain that he got crushed by some guys balls .

OT: i once got attacked by a mouse at work one night ( graveyard shift , grocery store) that was not cool . I hate mice .

Edit: ever see a 6 foot 2 black man squeel like a little girl while runing away from a mouse? Yeah ...
 

Luftwaffles

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Getting a bad martini from a rarely visited bar whose bartender used to make the best martinis.

Change in management.
 

Nouw

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Goddamn it, why did I open those spoilers? At least I'm not interested in Buffy >.>. Anyway, my little thing that ruined my whole night was, upon reconsideration it's more than just one night, the scary sounds coming from outside. I just can't sleep knowing that anything could be outside.
 

SckizoBoy

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MajorTomServo said:
Dude... how do you not realise having something like that on your balls?! o_O

OT: Housemates having sex can ruin trying to get some shut eye, which results in playing games all night and me being too knackered to do anything the following day. I need my six hours damn it...(!)

To be fair, I've probably ruined other peoples nights that way, so... eh...
 

FalloutJack

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No, I need big things or a combination of things plus a straw to break the camel's back. Otherwise, no dice.
 

Treeinthewoods

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I dated a girl who was 4'10" tall, she caused a scene at a club one night when she go in a fight with some poor drunk sorority chick and I had to drive her home instead of partying all night.

Does that count as a "little thing" ruining my night?

Ok, I'll stop.

OT - Spider Balls sounds horrifying but could be a cool band name. What kind of spider was it?
 

Amethyst Wind

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Well when I go shopping it's when I already have it in mind what I'm going to buy. I don't window shop. So it kinda annoys me when I head into town all set to come home with my fancy new purchase and they're sold out.
 

Evil Smurf

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when the power goes out and I NEED THE ESCAPIST! Seriously Internet addiction/power outs suck.
 

Angie7F

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Watching the Nutty Professor and wishing that the weight loss medication was real, but realizing you are munching on popcorn while thinking that very idea.
 

Not Matt

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Let's see it was the night where I had been having fun, watched some movies, related, played some games, eaten some good food. And when I finally lied down on the couch and considered slipping there for the night. The person I now get to refer to as my ex called and broke up. Then there was the night I decided to read my little dashie after going on 4 stand up comedy shows.
Then the night I was watching the avengers for the first time on bluray because it didn't show in cinemas anywhere near me. And after the hype being built up during the summer with everyone saying it was the best thing ever. My expectations HAD reached unreasonable standards which resulted in something so horrible I am afraid the internet will shut itself down in shock. But here it goes...... I didn't like the avengers movie. That really ruined the night. Not the movie but the fact that I didn't manage to enjoy something everyone enjoyed
 

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RhombusHatesYou said:
Two words: Broken Condom
I thought OP was asking for a night, not 18 years.

MajorTomServo said:
I pull down my pants, only to discover there's a giant dead spider attached to my balls. I had to peel it off. Peel.I have no idea how long it was in there
Oh jeez. Oh. Ummm. OK. I'll skip the obvious joke, since nobody else picked up on it. But, come on - you're on a gaming forum, you aren't helping our stereotype! :p
 

Doclector

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Often it's my own mind. When I'm around people and I see loads of couples/people just plain making out, and I get depressed, even desperate. Worst still, if I get the crazy idea to try harder, then the girl I deluded myself into thinking I had a chance with is spotted with another, far better guy, and I think, "Well, that shows my dumb ass for trying".

Evil Smurf said:
when the power goes out and I NEED THE ESCAPIST! Seriously Internet addiction/power outs suck.
Yeah, you go through the normal things you do when you're bored, and find they all pretty much involve the internet/power.
 

lettucethesallad

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Not a night, but day. The other day I was going to get my hair cut at my favourite hairdresser's, and I'd waited for weeks because he's always really busy. Then one of my least favourite teachers decided to schedule an extra seminar right when my appointment was. I had to reschedule and was pissed off all day, which in hindsight seems pretty damn ridiculous.
 

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MajorTomServo said:
I pull down my pants, only to discover there's a giant dead spider attached to my balls.
Wow dude, that is fucking horrifying!
I had a similar, yet different experience where on a calm Saturday evening when I did some relaxing gaming, the power went out.

A bit startled I picked up my flashlight and scanned the walls, only to see FIVE semi-large spiders sit on different spots around the room. I usually vacuum them up, but with no power available, I had to watch them for over an hour with my flashlight, moving it back and forth between the fiends, until the power came back on.

I hate being arachnophobic.