Every kid in the US has to take a test made by you

[Saucycarpdog]

You have just become the official education president of the US. You have been asked to create a test for all the kids in US schools to take. You may put any questions you want on it.

So, what will your questions be? How many kids will pass this test?

 

[him over there]

Question number 1: Beat battletoads.
question 2: Do you like fettucine alfredo?
question 3: How many hours do you spend watching mtv?
question 4: Are you enjoying this?
question 6: Did you answer question 5?
question 7: The clothes you are wearing don't fit you, match your social clique to the appropriate ones.
if you fail, nothing happens. If you pass, nothing happens but you get bragging rights.

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

Question 1: Fus Ro Dah time?

/endtest.

 

[Korolev]

It would be a relatively simple logic test - they'd have to identify a range of logical fallacies that are commonly used in arguments. Straw-man, Slippery-slope, False Dilemma, Proof by Association, and so on. It is very important to teach all children how to spot logical fallacies, because politicians love to use them (We must bomb this nation, or we will be unsafe! We must ban this technology, or the world will be destroyed! We can't let X happen because Y will INEVITABLY FOLLOW! My opponent supports Z but did you know, that HITLER once supported Z?)

They would be presented with a collection of 70 logical fallacies, presented in argument form and they must pin-point the fallacy. It would be a simple test of logic - you wouldn't have to know any facts, you'd only have to pay attention to the phrasing of the argument. As long as kids were taught about logical fallacies before the test was undertaken, they'd have no problem passing the test.

 

[geK0]

my test wont have any questions, but portals and potentially lethal puzzles.

.... for science

 

[Vault101]

Where is the country of your Australian Overlords located in the world?

 

[Dango]

1. What's the best animal in the world?

If they say starfish, they're right.

 

[Ectoplasmicz]

1. What's the best animal in the world?

If they say starfish, they're right.

Freaky. I didnt think i'd be ninja'd on something this specific XD

Difference is, my answer would be Dolphin (half mark if answer is ocelot)

 

[Kopikatsu]

1. What's the best animal in the world?

If they say starfish, they're right.

TRICK QUESTION!

A starfish isn't an animal, is it?

 

[Aidinthel]

"What can change the nature of a man?"

Just make all the questions references to classic video games, and the real test is if they recognize the games.

 

[Spartan448]

Question 1: What is your name?
Question 2: What is your favorite color?
Question 3: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

If you pass, you move up a grade and take the test again. If you fail, you die.

 

[Guffe]

Question 1: What is your name?
Question 2: What is your favorite color?
Question 3: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

If you pass, you move up a grade and take the test again. If you fail, you die.

1. Niko Gustafsson
2. Green
3. Is it an African or a European Swallow?

 

[Idlemessiah]

A spelling test. If you pass, you get a pass for the internet. You have to re-take the test every year to renew this pass and it gets taken away if you get so many strikes, kinda like a driving license.

I'm a genious me.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

1) To what extent is the statement "you are a massive ****" correct? Use sources 1-3 in your answer.
2) You will never be as awesome as me, your exam creator. In 7000 words explain why this is and make a resolution to no longer cry when you masturbate.

Yeah, my test is all about how the student sucks. Best to make them realise it sooner rather than later.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I would present them with a length of rope with the worlds most diabolical knot and ask them to undo it!!

 

[Jewrean]

If x = -12 and y = 3 and x + y - z = 10 then will your sister go out with me?

 

[Idlemessiah]

snip

It's spelt genius

[HEADING=1]GET OFF THE INTERNET![/HEADING]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Foiled by my own retard!

 

[Puzzlenaut]

A spelling test. If you pass, you get a pass for the internet. You have to re-take the test every year to renew this pass and it gets taken away if you get so many strikes, kinda like a driving license.

I'm a genious me.

It's spelt genius

[HEADING=1]GET OFF THE INTERNET![/HEADING]

I assumed that was the joke... :/