Every kid in the US has to take a test made by you

OneCatch

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Saucycardog said:
So, what will your questions be? How many kids will pass this test?
Questions:

"Who is Spain?"

"Why is Hitler?"

"When is right?"

"Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?"

"How was Trump at Munich?"

"Hi-ho beriberi!"

"Balls!"

"Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?"

Extra 10% if you recognise the questions without google :)
 

Matt Dellar

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1. I stayed with my relatives last week in _____ (their/they're/there) house.

2. _____ (Your/You're) currently taking a test.

3. I have three brothers who live together. Last week, my _____ (brothers/brother's/brothers') apartment was robbed.

4. Circle the correct answer:
a. My family and me went to the store.
b. My family and I went to the store.
c. Me and my family went to the store.
d. I and my family went to the store.

5. Circle the correct answer:
a. There were alot of people at the fair.
b. There was alot of people at the fair.
c. There were a lot of people at the fair.
d. There was a lot of people at the fair.

6. Circle the answer that is written in proper past tense:
a. I take a ride in my car.
b. I will take a ride in my car.
c. I ride in my car.
d. I took a ride in my car.

7. Correct the grammatical, spelling, and logical errors in the following paragraph:
on January 18 2011; a bill was passed in the senate which made the internet a vastly better place because it reduced piracy: created jobs; and made the web a safer, freer place for everybody.STOPA is a revolutionary bill that will go down in history as one of the greatest peaces of legislature of all time.It is proposed via Nancy Pelosi, republican majority leader and fully endorsed bye google yahoo and the eScapist.STOPA also bans offensve content such as videos of activisions Ao-rated homosexual role-playing game SkyRim.

8. What form of government is Iraq currently using (January 18, 2012)?

9. What form of government is the United States currently using (January 18, 2012)?

10. What are the benefits and detriments of atheism and theism?

11. Describe both the liberal and conservative views on abortion, homosexuality, and illegal immigration. Points will be given based on how accurately you can describe both sides' ideals and beliefs. Points will be taken for obvious bias toward either side.

12. Describe your personal political views and why you support them. You may not attack the other side at any point in your answer.

13. Identify and write an example of a strawman argument.

14. What is a movie, book, game, or other form of media that you enjoyed? Why?

15. Why do you think the first half of the questions on this test were grammar questions?

If you fail, you may not use the Internet.