Fable II: What Would You Do?

[N_of_the_dead]

yay now im gonna get my lucky shovel and visit the cemetery, im one corpse short of all the three stooges

 

[crimson5pheonix]

yay now im gonna get my lucky shovel and visit the cemetery, im one corpse short of all the three stooges

I've got Charlemagne!

 

[N_of_the_dead]

cool im one dig and a few spells and ill have a three stooges battle royal, my money is on Curly he can really take a beating

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Bloody woman. I brought her home all my washing. What more does she want?

She should be thankful I didn't bring home a new wife as well.

Spoiler

If you can't tell I'm being deliberately chauvenistic, shame on you.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

cool im one dig and a few spells and ill have a three stooges battle royal, my money is on Curly he can really take a beating

I'd pay good money to see that. I see how we can make money off of this...

 

[geddydisciple]

To the pub!

 

[Lord Harrab]

Well I choose the path of generosity, and apparently the townsfolk love me for it. It seems I, and maybe a few others, will be all that stands against the massive tide of all this evil! Well then I will go down swinging! Maybe I can embolden the townsfolk to stand with me and defend themselves!

You shall not stand alone, good sir, my blade is yours.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Well I choose the path of generosity, and apparently the townsfolk love me for it. It seems I, and maybe a few others, will be all that stands against the massive tide of all this evil! Well then I will go down swinging! Maybe I can embolden the townsfolk to stand with me and defend themselves!

You shall not stand alone, good sir, my blade is yours.

Blades won't help you. Praying to your impotent god will be your only hope. I will drag out your pain for as long as I can. It helps when I know necromancy so I can keep raising you to find new ways to murder you.

 

[N_of_the_dead]

Well I choose the path of generosity, and apparently the townsfolk love me for it. It seems I, and maybe a few others, will be all that stands against the massive tide of all this evil! Well then I will go down swinging! Maybe I can embolden the townsfolk to stand with me and defend themselves!

You shall not stand alone, good sir, my blade is yours.

while the few of you who have stood by justice and purity will be overcome by this great Army of Darkness (zing). those who surrender will die quicker than those who resist! you shall rue the day you turned from the darkness!

 

[crimson5pheonix]

It's easier to hide in the dark, therefore it is the more logical choice.

 

[Lord Harrab]

Well I choose the path of generosity, and apparently the townsfolk love me for it. It seems I, and maybe a few others, will be all that stands against the massive tide of all this evil! Well then I will go down swinging! Maybe I can embolden the townsfolk to stand with me and defend themselves!

You shall not stand alone, good sir, my blade is yours.

while the few of you who have stood by justice and purity will be overcome by this great Army of Darkness (zing). those who surrender will die quicker than those who resist! you shall rue the day you turned from the darkness!

You shall not turn me from the path of righteousness foul fiend! I will banish you back into the pit that spawned you!

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Well I choose the path of generosity, and apparently the townsfolk love me for it. It seems I, and maybe a few others, will be all that stands against the massive tide of all this evil! Well then I will go down swinging! Maybe I can embolden the townsfolk to stand with me and defend themselves!

You shall not stand alone, good sir, my blade is yours.

while the few of you who have stood by justice and purity will be overcome by this great Army of Darkness (zing). those who surrender will die quicker than those who resist! you shall rue the day you turned from the darkness!

You shall not turn me from the path of righteousness foul fiend! I will banish you back into the pit that spawned you!

My mother may have gotten "around", but she certainly was no pit sir! I detest the way you speak of her.... is this really how you good guys speak? It's so dull and corny! For sooth!

 

[Lord Harrab]

Well I choose the path of generosity, and apparently the townsfolk love me for it. It seems I, and maybe a few others, will be all that stands against the massive tide of all this evil! Well then I will go down swinging! Maybe I can embolden the townsfolk to stand with me and defend themselves!

You shall not stand alone, good sir, my blade is yours.

while the few of you who have stood by justice and purity will be overcome by this great Army of Darkness (zing). those who surrender will die quicker than those who resist! you shall rue the day you turned from the darkness!

You shall not turn me from the path of righteousness foul fiend! I will banish you back into the pit that spawned you!

Carry on my good sirs! And while you quarrel, swing your over sized swords and throw apocalyptic spells. I will be watching from the sidelines, enjoying my popcorn and making sure that shadows are plenty and daggers are sharp. For when the time comes and one of you reaps the glory of victory, it shall be me reaping the head of exhausted, half dead, out of manna champion.

With love, RedMenace.

good luck, there's no manna in fable 2.

 

[waffletaco]

Well I choose the path of generosity, and apparently the townsfolk love me for it. It seems I, and maybe a few others, will be all that stands against the massive tide of all this evil! Well then I will go down swinging! Maybe I can embolden the townsfolk to stand with me and defend themselves!

You shall not stand alone, good sir, my blade is yours.

while the few of you who have stood by justice and purity will be overcome by this great Army of Darkness (zing). those who surrender will die quicker than those who resist! you shall rue the day you turned from the darkness!

You shall not turn me from the path of righteousness foul fiend! I will banish you back into the pit that spawned you!

Carry on my good sirs! And while you quarrel, swing your over sized swords and throw apocalyptic spells. I will be watching from the sidelines, enjoying my popcorn and making sure that shadows are plenty and daggers are sharp. For when the time comes and one of you reaps the glory of victory, it shall be me reaping the head of exhausted, half dead, out of manna champion.

With love, RedMenace.

Why are there so many goddamn evil people? Well, as long as you guys aren't gonna mess with my dog and family, you can take over the world. If you guys even touch my dog though, I'm gonna rain 12 kinds of hell on you.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Well I choose the path of generosity, and apparently the townsfolk love me for it. It seems I, and maybe a few others, will be all that stands against the massive tide of all this evil! Well then I will go down swinging! Maybe I can embolden the townsfolk to stand with me and defend themselves!

You shall not stand alone, good sir, my blade is yours.

while the few of you who have stood by justice and purity will be overcome by this great Army of Darkness (zing). those who surrender will die quicker than those who resist! you shall rue the day you turned from the darkness!

You shall not turn me from the path of righteousness foul fiend! I will banish you back into the pit that spawned you!

Carry on my good sirs! And while you quarrel, swing your over sized swords and throw apocalyptic spells. I will be watching from the sidelines, enjoying my popcorn and making sure that shadows are plenty and daggers are sharp. For when the time comes and one of you reaps the glory of victory, it shall be me reaping the head of exhausted, half dead, out of manna champion.

With love, RedMenace.

Why are there so many goddamn evil people? Well, as long as you guys aren't gonna mess with my dog and family, you can take over the world. If you guys even touch my dog though, I'm gonna rain 12 kinds of hell on you.

you do not know hell yet my friend. Your dog will go first, then that mongrel of yours, and lastly your children. Slowly your children will be ripped apart in front of you.

 

[Unholykrumpet]

Those of us who have truly given in to the darkness laugh at your pitiful attempt to remain in the light. While you may shine in the eyes of the peasants and fools you call leaders, know that should you make a mistake, that praise will die out and they will cast you aside just as they do for us who practice the dark arts. The only way to wield true power is through chaos and despair, any fool who thinks otherwise deserves a humiliating death. Which, judging by your current actions, will not be long. Move onwards towards your ultimate deaths, while we gain the power to make Death himself our servant.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Those of us who have truly given in to the darkness laugh at your pitiful attempt to remain in the light. While you may shine in the eyes of the peasants and fools you call leaders, know that should you make a mistake, that praise will die out and they will cast you aside just as they do for us who practice the dark arts. The only way to wield true power is through chaos and despair, any fool who thinks otherwise deserves a humiliating death. Which, judging by your current actions, will not be long. Move onwards towards your ultimate deaths, while we gain the power to make Death himself our servant.

See, evil doesn't have to be all wacky shenanigans, we can be dark too.