Fable II: What Would You Do?

[Unholykrumpet]

Fool, you underestimate the strength of the human spirit, and you underestimate the strength of my magical prowess. I fear not your dark death magic, for holy power guards my body and soul! Unlike you, I will grant you a quick and honorable death, deserving of such or not, for that is the way of virtue.

(character thinking to himself: for some reason formaldehyde is selling like hotcakes. I think I will start a business)
formaldehyde, get your formaldehyde here, cheap and ready to use!

Ha! The strength of the human spirit? I have seen firsthand the "strength" of the human spirit. I have seen the look of utter despair in villagers eyes when their so called "protector" is ripped to pieces by my dark arts. I have watched the human spirit be shattered to pieces as people resign themselves to their fate. I have no need to use necromancy on them, for they live as zombies in a world without color. The human spirit is weak and easily crushed.

Your holy power is limited, follower of the light. It is finite, whereas mine has the potential to increase every time someone dies. And I have done my best to make sure that my power increases rapidly.

Edit: I will buy your formaldeyhde though...makes the dead much more tolerable and they last much longer. I'll contact you later so we can set up a delivery system...are you familiar with the Necropolis in Hemingway?

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Why do most all people be evil? Not good.

Evil wins because good is dumb.

 

[N_of_the_dead]

Why do most all people be evil? Not good.

Evil wins because good is dumb.

first nice space balls reference

second for all those who stand in the way of the coming darkness we give you three options join us and share in the glory and live well. Stay out of are way and live as long as you can. Or for those with the ludicrous udea to stand against us you will fail, your family and friends will suffer. All you love and care for will be taken away and when you finally break under the truth that darkness prevails over the light then you will die.

This is your final warning!

 

[Skalman]

I am Neutral, stay out of my way and you won't get hurt.

 

[b4dsmllz]

Being evil means u don't get laid, and if ur good it's boring cuz theres no juicy murders, being a mercenery for hire who can have a taste of the action on both sides is the way to go

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Well I choose the path of generosity, and apparently the townsfolk love me for it. It seems I, and maybe a few others, will be all that stands against the massive tide of all this evil! Well then I will go down swinging! Maybe I can embolden the townsfolk to stand with me and defend themselves!

You shall not stand alone, good sir, my blade is yours.

Unfortunately, the townsfolk realise who's paying their wages. Did you want matching gravestones?

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

Why do most all people be evil? Not good.

Because being good is socially acceptable. Therefor we can be good all we want in the real world, in video games let's try something different.

 

[N_of_the_dead]

Why do most all people be evil? Not good.

Because being good is socially acceptable. Therefor we can be good all we want in the real world, in video games let's try something different.

yeah this is a video game, why do you think the gta series does so well? its becuase in real life if you get a gun and go on a killing spree you'll get killed by the cops

 

[dalek sec]

I guess I'm one of the few people who actually gave their wife a nice gift to her.

 

[Unholykrumpet]

I guess I'm one of the few people who actually gave their wife a nice gift to her.

I doubt that, to be honest. That choice had no consequences and had upsides, the other two were just kind of pointless to pick. It's like "do nothing X2".

 

[N_of_the_dead]

im evil and i went for the good choice

while i may brutally murder, pillage and burn things to the ground for the sake of fun i picked my bride and still love the girl. It says nowhere that villains cant have a good relationship with their wife.

 

[ImmortalItalian]

3 Words: Women like horns

 

[mr mcshiznit]

I'm all for the loving i got for choosing the good option, but really she had no choice seeing as how i was gone on a quest and lets face it even good dudes need some action.

 

[Mostly Harmless]

I would like to be good but being evil is just way more fun. Who new genocide could be so addicting and rewarding. So will I choose to save the adorable little village. Or completely pillage and burn the annoyingly cute little village to the ground. What sounds more fun to you.

FIRE FIRE. HAHAHA BURN, BURN EVERY THING.

 

[dirt_empire]

Fire good... But why stop there? Why not buy every house in the tiny village and raise the rent! Thus shoving every poor, farm family out into the streets where they will be forced to prostitution and balverine attacks.

As a side note, I plan on shoving my dog off a cliff the first chance I get.

 

[N_of_the_dead]

I would like to be good but being evil is just way more fun. Who new genocide could be so addicting and rewarding. So will I choose to save the adorable little village. Or completely pillage and burn the annoyingly cute little village to the ground. What sounds more fun to you.

FIRE FIRE. HAHAHA BURN, BURN EVERY THING.

Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer.

 

[Corven]

the guy is disappointed that I asked for compensation after completing his quest, the jerk, I should have kept the sword.

 

[N_of_the_dead]

i kept the sword why should some guy who cant even get it himself keep such an awesome blade, it would have ended up on a shelf

 

[dalek sec]

Gave it back without any fuss and got some gold and nicely made dagger for myself.

 

[Corven]

ah only three more days till i get that new badge, four to see who won that contest.