Farmvillain: Farmville's Evil Twin

Lauren Admire

Lauren Admire

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Farmvillain: Farmville's Evil Twin



Have you ever lamented your inability to slaughter cows or grow magic mushrooms in Farmville? Welcome to FarmVillain, Farmville's evil (and much more amusing) twin.

So, it's not quite a Farmville clone. There are no crops to tend and no pets to monitor. Think of it more as a simple, status-spewing app of glorious revenge. For every farmer friend repeatedly spamming status updates about how they're hosting a barn raising, you can answer with a pithy comeback such as this: "All your farm are belong to us. What you say? You have no chance to harvest crop make your time. ha ha ha." Or this: "You can now train young grasshoppers on your farm."

There's oodles of pop culture references - Rick Astley, The NeverEnding Story - there's even an appearance from Zombie Jesus. Is it weird that I wish this were an actual game?

Source: Jolt Online [http://blog.joltonline.com/2010/05/07/jolt-announces-partnership-with-farmvillain-makers-silly-goose/]

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Mr. Grey

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I don't know what to say, I don't use Facebook... but apparently there's a need for this? Yay for you? Sure, why not. Yay for you.

Onyx Oblivion said:
I'd like to see "Harvest Dark-Side-of-The-Moon" now, please!
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I'd buy it.
 
Kollega

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Okay, not exactly newsworthy... but entertaining! Petty revenge is always entertaining. But still, what was the point of posting that?

Onyx Oblivion said:
I'd like to see "Harvest Dark-Side-of-The-Moon" now, please!
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More like "Harvest-That's-No-Moon!", don't you think?
 
Armored Prayer

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Kind of reminds me of Pocket Devil for the iPhone, but sadly it wasn't as successful.

This game sounds fun but I doubt I'll play it.
 
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Dammit, got my hopes up all for nothing man.

Oh well. I'm sure somebody is going to see this thread and build a non-quite-as-awesome-as-we-imagined-it version within a month or so.
 
wooty

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I've just started using this, and its already causing concern, confusion and outrage amongst my "friends". Brilliant stuff
 
Quiet Stranger

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Patrick_and_the_ricks said:
Quiet Stranger said:
Patrick_and_the_ricks said:
TheDoctor455 said:
Cue inevitable PETA outrage in 10...
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Also I wish this was a real game!!
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3....2......... Me too, but seeing as Peta still exists, this game idea is never going to se the light of day.
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Very true, although PETA is worse then this game (if it ever could be a game) would ever be and then they pretend to be nice and innocent!
 
CD-R

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Armored Prayer said:
Kind of reminds me of Pocket Devil for the iPhone, but sadly it wasn't as successful.

This game sounds fun but I doubt I'll play it.
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It's not a game. it just lets you send funny messages that are similar to Farmville messages that appear on your friends' wall.

Like

"Gift received! Claim your 10 illegal immigrant workers to work on your farm.
A lovely gift from CD-R.
Minimal wage is the dream many of these people have come in search of. They will not find it on your farm. They will also find their passports are missing."

I've been sending these to all my friends that have Farmville.
 
Sir Kemper

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"The crops will never grow in time! This is madness!"

"Madness?"

"THIS IS FARMVILIAN!"

*Boots cow*
 
Jared

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Hehe. Love a good parody and gets no sweeter than this!
 
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