Fastest way to scare off a girl/guy

[Aisaku]

Explain Zero Punctuation to her.

 

[shwnbob]

"I'd like to play a game with you..." Then proceed to pull out your knife.

 

[Terminate421]

When in a crowd, sitting next to them, Shout "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
And point at them while doing so.

 

[joshthor]

im pregnant. with another mans/womans baby. i also have the clap and super herpies. oh yeah. and i support al-quiedas stance on the non-muslim world

 

[ScruffyTheJanitor]

Talk about the ergonomics of a toilet.

 

[wolf92]

Explain to her in detail why episodes 1,2,and 3 destroyed the star wars franchise

 

[Skorpyo]

Funnily enough, according to most people on the Escapist who responded to my thread, letting a woman see your computer with one of these backgrounds would do the trick [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.215060-My-Background?page=1].

That post and the comments thereof, well, /thread.

The quickest way to get rid of someone is to outwardly show a personal perversion or lack of maturity.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Just whip out your voter registration card. She'll run as soon as she sees that you're a Republican.

 

[oktalist]

Mention you read 2600...

LOL, epic. I didn't know they were still going.

I have a couple of issues from 2000 that I bought in a bookshop in Seattle while on holiday there.

 

[Mcupobob]

Funnily enough, according to most people on the Escapist who responded to my thread, letting a woman see your computer with one of these backgrounds would do the trick [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.215060-My-Background?page=1].

That post and the comments thereof, well, /thread.

The quickest way to get rid of someone is to outwardly show a personal perversion or lack of maturity.

No one /thread's my thread!!! Theres more way to skin a cat!! Or frighten a girl

 

[kickyourass]

Bring the still warm corpse of a small rodent. It worked for my cat.

And why do you have dead rodents on hand?

OT: tell that you model yourself after Charles Manson, if that doesn't scare her off then you might be screwed (and if that turns her on then run for your life).

 

[Glamorgan]

Three little words.

I. Love. and You.

 

[HT_Black]

Drop trou and wave your pubes. It's a vulgar method, of course, but you can't deny its efficiency.

 

[Skorpyo]

Funnily enough, according to most people on the Escapist who responded to my thread, letting a woman see your computer with one of these backgrounds would do the trick [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.215060-My-Background?page=1].

That post and the comments thereof, well, /thread.

The quickest way to get rid of someone is to outwardly show a personal perversion or lack of maturity.

No one /thread's my thread!!! Theres more way to skin a cat!! Or frighten a girl

There you go! Just like that.

JK!

Actually, there is one good example there. Speak entirely in R.L.-1337speak. If they find you funny or cute for doing it, RUN goddamnit.

Also, my /thread was just an exaggeration. Too much potential for that to stick.

 

[ThatDamnedBadger]

say "i have AID's, want to fuck?

 

[Blair Bennett]

Show her the scary thread.

Ok, I've been hearing about this "Scary Thread" for quite a while now, and I'm finally going to give in to the internet and ask about it. It sounds as if there's a very specific thread that you speak of, and I'm wondering precisely what it is.

OT: I already know the secret to scaring anyone away. [link]http://phishy.deviantart.com/art/DR-ROBOT-S-GUIDE-TO-ROMANCE-14193771[/link]

 

[SirDerick]

Just walk up to her and take off your shirt.

Then flex and go "Yeah... Been working out..." while panting and sweating.

Best part: works no mater what your physique.

 

[Paragon Fury]

Funnily enough, according to most people on the Escapist who responded to my thread, letting a woman see your computer with one of these backgrounds would do the trick [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.215060-My-Background?page=1].

That post and the comments thereof, well, /thread.

The quickest way to get rid of someone is to outwardly show a personal perversion or lack of maturity.

No one /thread's my thread!!! Theres more way to skin a cat!! Or frighten a girl

Skinning a cat might be pushing it a bit too far. After all, the cat didn't do anything to deserve it.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

Show her the scary thread.

Ok, I've been hearing about this "Scary Thread" for quite a while now, and I'm finally going to give in to the internet and ask about it. It sounds as if there's a very specific thread that you speak of, and I'm wondering precisely what it is.

[link]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.211546-The-scary-thread[/link]