Are you okay with shemales? That's mine Even tho I'm a guy I would definetly use that someday.Mcupobob said:So escapist whats the Fastest way to scare a girl off and or funniest?
Mine would be "Hey I smoke." Though it always doesn't work.
EDIT: I would like to apologize to for my sexism I forgot the ladies on her. So how do you girls scare off guys?
Of course they're still going, bought the latest issue just a few weeks ago.oktalist said:LOL, epic. I didn't know they were still going.
I have a couple of issues from 2000 that I bought in a bookshop in Seattle while on holiday there.
You forgot the puppy eyeball and virgin moon's blood soup that came as the first course.Mafoobula said:"I'm a chef, and as a chef, I've had the pleasure to try many exotic food and drink. Far and away, of the exotic foods I've sampled, the best HAS to be when I made fresh seal fetuses, marinated in the amniotic fluid removed forcefully from a 9-month pregnant woman, and served with a sauce made from a combination of the tears of sexually abused children and mushrooms; the mushrooms, of course, came from a farm using slaves that are so oppressed, they don't even qualify as people. Oh, and it was garnished with some shredded kitten. Nummy!"
That may be the most horrible person to ever walk the face of the Earth. That I could actually dream that up and try to pass it off as some kind of dark humor shows that, well, there's something enormously wrong with me.
And then continue to screw with each other again and again and again...Stagezilla said:Pull a 'Ted Mosby' and say I think I love you.
OR... you just found your perfect partner! =)ShAd0wS said:If you are going for the subtle sort of way to scare them off, you can make sure you always point out when they are wrong and argue fervently against any opinion they have. Guarenteed to make them hate you within a few hours of interaction. Unless they are into complete douchebags at which point you are screwed.
Which in turn can backfire royally on you if the guy's older and looking to start a family.TyphoidMary said:Tell them you're pregnant, or grab their hand, stare into their eyes intensely, and say with as much sincerity as you can, "I think I'm ready to have a baby. And I want you to be the father/mother."