Favorite Futurama Quotes

Psyco Slim

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Fry: Why am i naked and sticky? Did i miss something fun?


Amy: How do i look?
Prof: Like a French harlot.
Amy: French?
 

S.R.S.

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"What fevered dream is this that bids to tear this company in twain?" - Scruffy

Bender: Oh yeah. Drop another Barnyard Bomb on us, Vanilla Corn!
Mixmaster Festus: Yo, fool, it's Mixmaster Festus.
 

dajuberjaber

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AgDr_ODST said:
I love this little exchange:
Lela: What are you gonna do?
Hermes: Don't worry, I have a plan.
NEXT SCENE
Hermes: IM GONNNA JUMP!
Bender: Do a flip
lela:don't jump hermes
bender: ah i get ya reverse phycology
 

HitsWithStyxx

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"I'm not allowed to sing; Court order." - Bender

"Fry did it! Whoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop!" - Dr. Zoidberg

EDIT: And the classic...

"NIXON'S BAAAAAAACK!!"
 

The Red Spy

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Random robot: Please Don Bot, look into your hard drive and open your mercy file!
Don-Bot: File not found.
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Free Waterfall Snr: If rubbing forzen dirt into your crotch is wrong, hell I don't want to be right.
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Leela: Okay this has got to stop, I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.
Proffessor Farnsworth: You're going to do his laundry?
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing good, until everyone died.
 

WendelI

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Bender: "What word activates the bomb"
Doctor: "its the word you say the least!"
Bender: "Please? thankyou?"
Leela: "Stop Trying to destroy the world!"
 

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Santa: youve all been very naughty!

Leela: no we havent fry got me a present we apologised

Santa: yes but did anyone ever stop to think about poor Zoidburg

Fry: NO i swear!!!

love it
 

simply_simple

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"If I die tell my wife I said 'Hello'" Captain of the neutral army.

Also from that episiode

"Raise the white flag of war." The Zapper
 

Sansha

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Mom:
"Jam a bastard in it, you crap!"

Bender and Calculon:
"Have you ever been on TV before?"
"Once, when I took those hostages."
"I saw that. You were good."
 

hermes

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President Truman: If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you're here to make war, we surrender.
Dr. Zoidberg: Both good. The important thing is, I'm meeting new people.
President Truman: Bushwah! Now what's your mission? Are you planning on making some kind of alien-human hybrid?
Dr. Zoidberg: Are you coming on to me?
President Truman: Hot crackers! I take exception to that.
Dr. Zoidberg: I'm not hearing a no...