Favorite "When life gives you lemons," Quotes.

[Renikor]

What's your favorite "When life gives you lemons" quote? Mine's gotta be "When life gives you lemons,build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun. Let's see if life makes the same mistake twice."
What's yours?!

 

[Gxas]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

EDIT: Ok, people, its been over a year now. I am sick and tired of receiving messages saying that someone quoted me on this thread, only to find that the post in question reads along the line of, "Damn! Ninja'd!"

In no way can something posted a year before you saw the thread, and most likely before you joined, be "ninja'ing" you.

So please, refrain from quoting this post from now on. I beg of you. Especially because necroing a year-old thread for, "Damn! Ninja'd!" brings nothing new to the table.

 

[brtshstel]

"Life is a garden. Dig it"

"The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty." -Winston Churchill

Not specifically "lemons," but the message is the same.

 

[thiosk]

When life gives you lemons, twist some of the peel into a martini.

 

[Ristychan]

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you did it."

 

[opiwankenobi]

When Live gives you lemons, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Or, as seen in:

Spoiler

 

[bad rider]

When live gives you lemons, you really have to ask what the point is in going on....

 

[Teh Ty]

"When life gives you lemons, make an Arnold Palmer"
"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, sit back, relax, and watch the world wonder how you did it."
"When life gives you lemons, throw them at mean people."
When Life gives you lemons, trade it for an apple or something."

 

[Pirce]

When life gives you lemons, IT'S A TRAP!

 

[scape]

When life gives you lemons, paint that shit gold.

 

[CapnGod]

When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a squirt gun and squirt it into someone's eye. It'll make you feel better.

 

[BLOONINJA 503]

"When life gives you lemons, throw them away! WHO THE FUCK gives lemons out? Mercury Sympathizers thats who!"

 

[Simriel]

When life gives you lemons, Make apple juice.

 

[Flap Jack452]

"When life gives you lemons make beef stew"

 

[Ristychan]

also: "When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then give it to your enemies cause it'll be real shitty unless life gave you sugar too."

 

[Macgyvercas]

When life gives you lemons, wing them right back and add some lemons of your own.

-Calvin & Hobbes-

 

[phalanfy]

"when life gives you lemons ask for some Vaseline to go with it."

 

[kellenheller]

When life give you lemons, you should be use to it because you are a loser and you already have a shitload of them.

 

[Pimppeter2]

When life gives you lemons, go lemon your teachers house

When life gives you lemons, go kill yourself