Favourite portal quotes

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Put your hand up if you haven't played portal. Ok no-one? Good. One of the best parts of portal (imo) was the hilarious dialogue. What are some of your favourite quotes from Portal (apart from the cake is a lie!). My favourite is: "Maybe you should marry that thing because you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?" - GLaDOS. And my other favourite "It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.'" - GLaDOS.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"Thank you for helping me help you help us all." -GLaDOS

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

"In short ... speedy thing go in, speedy thing come out."

 

[MissPixxie]

"That thing is probably some sort of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it"

 

[Polaris19]

This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?

This one's good too though...

"Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death."

 

[Johnwesleyharding]

******Possible spoilers?******

Gladys to the test Subject: "There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come, because you murdered him..."

 

[Olrod]

"Cake and grief counselling will be available at the conclusion of the test."

 

[JWRosser]

Gladys to the test Subject: "There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come, because you murdered him..."

This, with the addition of

"Also, you were adopted...That is also funny"

 

[Corpse XxX]

I love it when you jump out of test area and the woman over the speakers says that it was only a joke and that they did not attempt to murder me..
It was only a test..

And also "in laymans terms; speedy thing go in, speedy thing come out!"

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

"Also, you were adopted...That is also funny"
"If you begin to feel faint, feel free to pass out"
"hdhfhdfhkjhfdfdf!!!!!"- Anger Sphere courtesy of the legendary Mr Mike Patton
"We will stop fabricating the truth in 3.2.1"

Im gonna go play Portal now xD

I loved that quote so much

"The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it."

also

"Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth."

 

[TrollOgerElf]

"Thank you for assuming the party escort submission position."-Party Escort Bot

 

[SomeLameStuff]

"Hello!"*bangbangbangbangbangbang! - A Turret

 

[Super Toast]

None. It's painfully unfunny.

 

[SMILEYkyle21]

'Do you remember that time you thought we were going to murder you and you were all like, "No wayy". That was great"

 

[teqrevisited]

You will be baked. Then there will be cake.

 

[VanQ]

"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."

Then later in the same level

"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice."

 

[Ldude893]

"What is that? Who are you? What's wrong with your legs? Ooh, that thing has numbers on it.
Do you smell something burning?"

 

[subject_87]

If the sequel counts, it'd be either "I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster." or "You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I- oh no wait, I guess I haven't killed you yet. Well, food for thought."

But otherwise, it'd be "Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate chamber for this test sequence is currently unavailable. It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids. The Enrichment Center apologizes for the inconvenience and wishes you the best of luck."

 

[XzarTheMad]

"You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?"