Feed Dump: Comfortably Uncomfortable

insanelich

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Geisterkarle said:
Don Reba said:
[http://offbeatchina.com/modeling-for-teen-girl-clothes-on-tmall-72-year-old-grandpa-from-becomes-internet-sensation]

You are welcome!
Nah, I want to see Ashton in High Stockings now!
Pixs or it didn't happen!
Also I now get myself a cup of milk ... but for drinking not pouring over me!
Only eleven months to go.
 

Roman Monaghan

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The magical BLUE SANTA visits all the good little jew boys and jew girls and leaves them one present a night for eight nights. He expects cookies each time. It's actually kinda a strain on the cookie budget.

I could easily tie this joke in with the milking news story, but I chose not to.
 

flatten_the_skyline

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It sounds like "Honecker" when he says it, and that was the last leader of communist eastern Germany. Kind of confused me at the start...