Feed Dump: Condoms, Roaches and Fire

Lancer873

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"How do you surrender to the cockroaches?"
"You open your mouth."

... Welp, I didn't need to sleep tonight anyways.
 

Zombie Sodomy

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shrekfan246 said:
"I am the Fury... The flames of my rage will incinerate you! And as I returned, I had one vision... The world set ablaze!"

Super-villain, indeed.
All I can think of when hearing about the Casey Fury story is the guy locked in a glass prison with a Hannibal Lecter mask. A high ranking government official walks into the room and tells Fury that if he sets things on fire for him he'll make the $400,000,000 debt go away. Fury says very creepy things, but ends up agreeing. The few days latter the police convoy escorting Fury is found burnt to a crisp, including all the guards, and what looks like Fury's corps. Everyone says he's dead but the government official doesn't believe them, especially when everything in his life starts burning to the ground.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Cameron is quietly going up in my LRR favorite cast member list...

Oh and the roach thing will probably make me paranoid the next time I'm on a bus.
 

-Dragmire-

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artanis_neravar said:
dmase said:
Cameron I think that you just got put on Canada's equivalent to FBI's terrorist watch list for aspiring to do 400million worth of damage to their military.
To be fair, I don't think Canada has $400 Million dollars worth of a military for Cam to damage
I'm pretty sure we got some broken down subs from England that we fixed up with duct tape. If you ask the military though, they'll say what they're worth new so Cam might be on CSIS's list just for appearances.
 

Formica Archonis

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And then the roaches piled together and turned into a Samian [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac's_Universe], who was kind of friendly and a bit dim.

(Obscure reference of the day. [http://turtledove.wikia.com/wiki/Breakups])
 

LadyRhian

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I thought it was amusing to have a story about a condom and Cock-roaches right after each other. Sneaky, LRR, Sneaky...
 

dubious_wolf

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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xj51v1_the-powerpuff-girls-insect-inside_shortfilms#.UUtZCKU1bFI

Power puff girls covered the sentient cockroach thing.
one of the most disturbing episodes.
 

JonnWood

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artanis_neravar said:
dmase said:
Cameron I think that you just got put on Canada's equivalent to FBI's terrorist watch list for aspiring to do 400million worth of damage to their military.
To be fair, I don't think Canada has $400 Million dollars worth of a military for Cam to damage
Beat me to that joke by four days.
 

Midniqht

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I wish I could get out of work by setting fire to things...

Sadly, that's also not the first condom in fast food story I've heard.