Feed Dump: Man Poops on Floor of Bank

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Man Poops on Floor of Bank

We would call the dude who poops on the floor of a bank a badass, but he's really more of a grossass.

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Zhukov

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Alright, show of hands, who else saw the burp joke and immediately thought, "The stinger will involve her doing multiple takes on the burb"?
 
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Zhukov said:
Alright, show of hands, who else saw the burp joke and immediately thought, "The stinger will involve her doing multiple takes on the burb"?
*Raises hand* I thought there would be one of her guzzling soda trying to build up pressure.

To the person who picked the thumbnail image of disapproving Ash and matched it with that title: Well done. Have this one on me.
 

scw55

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Is this what Girls' Nights in are like?
Awesome.

Makes me wonder why we have segregated gender nights.
 

andersgeek

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The stinger reaction to Tally's "shit happens" is the only possible first reaction to it. I reacted 1:1 like that.

Thunderous Cacophony said:
To the person who picked the thumbnail image of disapproving Ash and matched it with that title: Well done.
Oh, that's absolutely genius!
 

Makabriel

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Soo... I haven't watched the video yet. But the headline and Ash's "Smolder" look on the front page is giving me very... conflicting feelings.
 

Jopoho

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Hey, now I know what bank my former roommate uses. That was a year in my life.
 

shiajun

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I keep hearing Phoebe Buffay's "Smelly cat" song playing over and over at that poor dog's tragedy.
 

Kitanin

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You know, given that everyone else in the bank is either a banker or someone forced to deal with bankers, I think eye contact with the person shitting on the floor may actually be the best option.
 

Louzerman102

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Kitanin said:
You know, given that everyone else in the bank is either a banker or someone forced to deal with bankers, I think eye contact with the person shitting on the floor may actually be the best option.
Now that was a mean thing to say. Years of court battles have set the precedent that bankers are people too.
 

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I don't know whether to voice praise or disappointment that no one uttered the titanically obvious joke, "He was there to make a deposit."
 

kailus13

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ewhac said:
I don't know whether to voice praise or disappointment that no one uttered the titanically obvious joke, "He was there to make a deposit."
That joke is reserved for people caught jacking off inside a bank.

I thought for sure that "A bunch of National Holidays" meant that there would be a Canada Day moose.

If you change your name to that of a smuggler, you shouldn't be surprised if you have trouble going places. Denying him a passport's a bit much though.

Is there any explanation for the bank poop guy? You'd think if he was protesting something, that he'd say what it was he's protesting.
 

Shadow_Kid

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TALLY NO

Cats decide where to pee and poop based on smell. Bleach will enhance the ammonia smell of the poop making her want to keep pooping there! Do yourself a favor and go to a pet shop and buy a cat stain remover.
 

el_kabong

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Farting dog in a kill shelter and no gas chamber jokes?

It seems a bit overly sensitive to return a dog for that reason until I remember that my brother's dog's farts smell like a rotten egg ate a clove of garlic and then took a dump on a corpse. If it was frequent enough, it'd be a problem. Not sure I'd sentence the dog to death, but we definitely wouldn't be hanging out anymore.
 

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To me, being a badass would be if this guy had watched his infant son die of exposure and his teenage daughter die of gang rape and his wife die of a broken heart after they were all thrown out of their house after the lying, thieving bank bastards illegally canceled their mortgage and repossessed their house and got him fired for trying to fight back, and he walks into the bank and commits sepoku so fiercely with anguished screams and howling rage that his guts are draped over the tables and hanging from the chandeliers and his blood sprays all the way up to the ceiling, and then he rises from the dead as an undead samurai who hunts down the bank bastards and kills their souls so that their bodies stay alive and they have to endure eternity trapped inside their bodies as they slowly rot and are eaten by worms and that's all the bank bastards have to look forward to forever and ever. That would be badass. Or a comic book that would sell really well at Occupy Protests.
 

Imp_Emissary

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Our dog never farts. But she does stink up the place when she poos.
[https://imageshack.com/i/0ofqgqj]

Big thanks to Tally. You killed me. xD

[https://imageshack.com/i/1qsmtlj]

:D Did ya get it?!
 

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kailus13 said:
Is there any explanation for the bank poop guy? You'd think if he was protesting something, that he'd say what it was he's protesting.
So, the poop bank actually is in my town. I don't bank there, but the charity I work for does. From what I've gathered, it wasn't a protest at all- it was a guy caught short, who then left he bank pretty mortified.