The googly-eyed helmet makes you look like a giant mosquito.
Crimefetti sales slogans:
Public humiliation for guilty and innocent alike!
Remember kids, stay out of trouble or your personal information will be shredded and scattered over parades for all to see!
The best public private documents.
Lost island:
Gentlemen, we've re-undiscovered Atlantis!
Oh it's still there, we just can't find it.
obligatory LOST reference, probably something about a smoke monster; not particularly funny.
Thank you, that is all.