blackrave said:
I find offensive how you make fun of that belorussian delegate
Topless women trowing mayonnaise is real issue in eastern europe
Why do you think I barely leave my home?
Topless women with mayonnaise, that's why.
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.
Granted, I never have seen one, but I feel I'm right.
Well, true, it is winter and it would be cold without clothes, but they're dedicated.
I'M NOT CRAZY! Trust me, of all people I would know if I was.
Now excuse me, I need to barricade windows and doors, then push myself to corner (to prevent some of them sneaking up).
And don't worry, I have supplies for several weeks.
And when I'll run out of instant coffee I will pick random time to visit store and buy several boxes more.
Topless women with mayonnaise has no chance against me.
NOTHING can go wrong with this plan.
You fool!
Your plan is hopeless against mayonnaise assailants!
after your barricades become soaked in congealed egg product you will be sealed inside.
you will be trapped in an unbreakable siege, unable to find food or coffee.
our only hope is to join them! we must hold all political meetings completely naked swimming in a waist high pool of mixed condiments!
only then shall we be victorious! only then shall we be free!
I know this to be true! as sure as our flag is two bears fighting over a pineapple!