Slow Loris, Tired Pilot
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Why does the first picture on google of a slow loris depict one having it's teeth cut out with toenail clippers?
Ditto. This is just another reason why Beej is awesome.Ferisar said:
About that driving thing, though...I DON'T think the Saudis want to go there because some of the more empowered females may decide to use that against them...
"Okay, well...since that's the case, I think you men before you can get a license need to have your ball sacs removed. It will save time since you are no doubt damaging them much in the same way you claim our ovaries are being damaged."
And seeing as how we are still in a post-Lorena Bobbitt world, I could see this happening. Just sayin'.
"Aw, he's cute! It's like if a raccoon had sex with David Schwimmer."
Yep. Okay. Alright. Now I need to look up what a slow loris looks like. .___.
... Strangely accurate depiction, Beej...
Yep. Okay. Alright. Now I need to look up what a slow loris looks like. .___.
... Strangely accurate depiction, Beej...
I am not sure what you shot this weeks episode with but the steady shot effect was really messing with me. Kept seeing the background tilt as you guys were talking.
Oh and Beej's "I can see through time."
epic.
Oh and Beej's "I can see through time."
epic.
So, a plan to keep pilots awake is to just have random shit and buttons light up every so often to catch them off guard and force them to pay attention. Dear God, it's quick time events in real life! Flee for your friggin' lives!
Overies work by engorging the anger glands in women, say a women was driving and she got a fit of anger? She'd start running people over! It's best if they stick to walking.Ferisar said:
Good thing you clarified that the driving thing is not in Islam before a bunch a anti-Muslims came here and started picking on a religion and people they know literally nothing about and refuse to learn anything about but keep insisting on their right to pick on it and showing that they have much more in common with Muslim "extremists" than they think.
All Arabic pronunciations, however, were completely wrong. You could have at least pronounced Saikh properly.
All Arabic pronunciations, however, were completely wrong. You could have at least pronounced Saikh properly.
The solution to the pilot problem is Quick Time Events. At random intervals during the flight the pilot has to input a different sequence of button presses or else the plane is doomed. How many times have I died by zoning out during a cutscene only to be taken by a surprise QTE...