Just for those who care here's a link to the beer theft story mentioned. *sigh*
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2731702/P-P-P-Pick-shoplifter-Police-appeal-man-dressed-penguin-10-cans-Stella-Sainsbury-s.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2731702/P-P-P-Pick-shoplifter-Police-appeal-man-dressed-penguin-10-cans-Stella-Sainsbury-s.html