I have a worse way to break up;
Send him an email after dating for 4 years, when he doesn't have the internet, and then tell a team of large individuals that he violated you, then wait for fireworks when he innocently arrives to ask "are you ok, you haven't returned my phone calls" (time before everyone had cell phones)... the apology I received from the now repentant, and "born again", women some years later, on myspace ...after it died.., still fills me with an indignant rage (the physical scars and still slightly crooked nose don't help).
...Was this the first time Paul hosted? I can't remember if he has before. Regardless, excellent as always and now to order some Greek burritos.