Feed Dump: Your Porn Isn't Canadian Enough

ritchards

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I feel the need to make a Canadian porn joke that centres around their tendency to say 'sorry' for everything... but I'll let you write it yourselves...
 

Redd the Sock

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We had a show that had naked women in a hot tub and interviews with porn stars hosted by the puppet in my avatar for 13 seasons. It got the axe by the network when it wanted a more female friendly image.

Problem Solved. Give Ed the Sock his time slot back.
 

Rituro

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Newhouse said:
Yep. It's that lovely time for us Canadians. Where everything becomes a bog during the day and turns into a skating rink over night. It's lovely. Don't imagine British Colombians have to much complain about as I don't think they got as much fricking snow as the Prairies and Ontario this year
11 degrees and blue skies today in my corner of BC today. We've heard legends of this strange "snow" you speak of but have yet to witness it first-hand. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to walk outside in a t-shirt with no coat on for my daily maple-flavoured hot chocolate.

Canada! (...by which I mean BC!)
 

Jandau

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Holy shit, a Gully Dwarf reference! Haven't heard that one in a while. I simultaneously feel happy to hear it and sad because it makes me feel old...
 

Remus

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So if it's 2 blondes from the states with 1 Canadian guy, would it not pass the rule because it's only 33.3333% Canadian content? And if so, would including a bottle of real maple syrup make up the difference? These are the things I must know!
 

Ohlookit'sMatty

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I think we all learned some wonderful things from this video // Mostly about Tally but some other things too

I think we need to have her back on again sometime soon // Also, more stories about us Irish!

-M
 

Don Reba

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TheArchbishopJubilee said:
???? Am I missing something? You guys know it is still Winter, yes? Are the seasons different in Canada?
Depends on whether you consider winter as lasting over the three coldest months or from winter solstice to the following equinox. Canada usually uses the latter definition, but the former is common in other parts of the hemisphere.
 

Shinsei-J

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Ok, round of applause because this one was out of the park.
Best stories, best reactions, jesus, I can't stop laughing.
I freaking love you guys.
 

Elijah Newton

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SilverStuddedSquirre said:
Sorry Tali, I have to do this
This Spring The Producers of Feed Dump present A ForniCanadian producion;
Tali Me Bannanna.
*chuckle*

Also - no mention of poutain? As a [n alleged] foodstuff doesn't it have double entendre action? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poutain
 

IndomitableSam

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shadowxvii said:
So, it's already spring in BC? Guess I should really start thinkink about moving there. The view from my window right now is basically what you get when you open a new paint document... damn snow. Also, how do you get dehydrated in a storm drain ? And I bet those Celtic psychics didn't have the proper government training.
I'm moving out to Vancouver Island in a few months. Can't wait. Currently on the prairies. While spring is definitely here.. spring here means it's only -10 and not -50...which it was less than 2 weeks ago. Its funny when people in BC complain bout weather. I was there in February and was in my shirtsleeves most of the time.

Edit: To be a bit more on topic... Do they even make Canadian porn? Professional Canadian porn? ... .... I'm at work so please don't answer that with examples.
 

PrimePowerOn

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As an American responding to the very accusatory title of this video:

No, YOUR porn isn't Canadian enough.

Get your facts straight, Feed Dump. (Shouldn't you be apologizing?)

 

Something Amyss

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Giving a whole new meaning to the phrase "Oh! Canada!"

...Seriously, how did we make it to 30 replies without that as a joke?

Also, I see no Mountie jokes and am disappoint.
 

Soviet Heavy

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Blegh, fuck the CRTC. They're the main reason that we don't get a lot of shows from other countries. Although it does put us in a weird position where we get an abnormal amount of anime shows on YTV give that a ton of dubbing happens in Vancouver.
 

Cpt. Slow

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Well, I heard that they wanted to create a separate daytime event called: 'Canadian cooking: 69 fascinating aspects of Poutine' but then CRTC said that they didn't want to overload it. And eventually become the Canadian alternative to Fox news.
 

GamemasterAnthony

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Jandau said:
Holy shit, a Gully Dwarf reference! Haven't heard that one in a while. I simultaneously feel happy to hear it and sad because it makes me feel old...
Join the club. I got that reference as well.

...and now because of all the D&D references in relation to the storm drain story... *goes off to play D20 Modern*