Fetishes you will NEVER understand

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Without going into too much detail, I'm not really the type of person that likes to judge people for their fetishes, unless they're into animals or children.
 

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Since scatalogical fetishes have been beaten to death, and because I'm not into necrophilia, I think I'll go with furries. That counts, yes? I mean, it's essentially a warped form of bestiality isn't it? I just don't see what's so appealing about dressing up like some animal and having sex with other peoples dressed like animals.
Those fursuits you see us wearing? 99% of us don't have sex in them. Usually 'cause it's hot and sweaty, but mostly because it would ruin the costume. WE just Roleplay.
 

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Understand? Any I've encountered so far, actually. But then, sex is pretty much entirely physical for me. I don't even understand dominance, submission, bondage or lingerie. Still, I don't have a problem with those things, and I can play along well enough. As far as I'm concerned, the psychology of sex with me breaks down to wanting vaginal and oral with fit, relatively light women who have smooth skin and good hygiene. That's it. Weird, I know.
 

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i could prolly write a novel about the fetishes i don't get since i'm not really into much kinky shit but i'll stick with the more basic ones
chicks with dicks - just kinda baffleing to me. either you want dick or you want the vag badge i'm just mezmarized by guys who "are not gay" but want a little dick cheese on their tit salad

scat/anal fixation - can't remember which comedian said it but the routine was all about a kid who spent their whole life wanting to get into a locked playground (read vagina) and then when the gate is finally unlocked they detour and decide to play in the sewer treatment plant instead. i'm all for doing what feels good but prolly a good idea to spend sometime playing in the park once in a while

 

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Uff, the list would be too long, there are some I look at and go 'oh well... yeah okay I could see how and admit some of it is kinda hot'.

But most I'll just 'DAFUQ' at.

I have alot of overtly sexual deviant friends (They're loud extroverts and I'm a quiet person who enjoys watching loud people in action). I'm the oddball, so I'm pretty tolerant of anything as long as you're not talking about it 24-7 to me. But there are just some things I can't get my head to go 'yep, I'd do that'.
 

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Fire porn. It's like, there's a bunch of stuff on fire and I'm supposed to think, "oh gee, this scene sure is hot," but I just end up worrying that the fire will spread to the rest of the house or something. I can't imagine it's very fun for the porn stars either, they usually have red, watery eyes and seem to have a hard time breathing while they perform.

I just don't know who the hell can possibly get off to this brand of lewd combustion. And I hate when they try to have a plot. Like some lady's couch is on fire and a fireman shows up. Instead of actually putting out the fire, they share a couple weak ass lines about the heat and couple in front of the raging erotic bonfire.

It's pretty sick.
 

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Apparently, there is a fetish in which someone burns themselves, and then the other person comes onto the burn and then licks it off.

What...the...fuck...


Captcha: yellow-belly
Yeah...that's what I should be called in a thread about fetishes...
 

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Well, I have to admit to having some weird tastes myself. I also have some normal ones, but there's one area that, well, I'm not getting into specifics but I'll just say its been mentioned more then a few times in this thread already. It's given me a bit of a different perspective on things. Basically, I'm open-minded about fetishes. I understand that sometimes people can't really explain why they find something sexy, and while there are a few fetishes that kind of disturb me because they sound like something a serial killer would have, I recognize that it doesn't necessarily reflect the person. A lot of those people with some of the more extreme fetishes are actually quite sane and well-adjusted, they know the lines between fantasy and reality.
 

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I personally can't understand any fetish in which the 'recipient' of the fetish can't appreciate, enjoy, or understand it. Which boils primarily down to necrophilia and bestiality, but I'm sure you could finagle some more in there.

And my own fetishes [I like fatties, so sue me] put me somewhat confused at the current standard of beauty and those who go ever beyond it into smaller [and unhealthier [and more weirdly proportioned]] iterations. Though in that case I just live and let live.

And as a furry myself... I'd actually be rather weirded out by people doing it in suit. I prefer to think of it as a very engrossing hobby, so over-sexualizing it [beyond the inevitable degree anything inherently is, which is an argument for another thread I think] doesn't quite do it for me. In addition to what SaintDane said above about ruining costumes. Cosplayers of every fandom seem the type to freak if their costume would be ruined, I digress... >.=.>
 

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Errrrrrrrrrrrrr. As far as I know I get them all. Does not mean that I like them, just that I understand why they are enjoyed. The only one I actually really condemn is pedophilia, some runner ups are ones that lead to death, unconsentual-involuntary-actions, or permanent/crippling disfigurement.

Wait, what?! You left out X fetish that is objectively wrong or condemned X mentioned fetish which you means you do not understand it. *SIGH*

 

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Newtonyd said:
Fire porn. It's like, there's a bunch of stuff on fire and I'm supposed to think, "oh gee, this scene sure is hot," but I just end up worrying that the fire will spread to the rest of the house or something. I can't imagine it's very fun for the porn stars either, they usually have red, watery eyes and seem to have a hard time breathing while they perform.

I just don't know who the hell can possibly get off to this brand of lewd combustion. And I hate when they try to have a plot. Like some lady's couch is on fire and a fireman shows up. Instead of actually putting out the fire, they share a couple weak ass lines about the heat and couple in front of the raging erotic bonfire.

It's pretty sick.
You seem to have watched many of said films. For study I'm sure. :p
 

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Dickgirls. I have a feeling that most people who feel the need or fixation to strap a penis onto a woman's body are in some manner lying to themselves.
As far as I can understand it, the appeal might be in that you can get the phallic-exclusive positions, without the grossness of there actually being a dick-n-balls flopping around, being... gross.
[sub][sub][sub][sub]I mean seriously who even likes those scenes in porn where they focus on the balls[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
Some guys have a thing about girls using a strap-on on them, and in that case, yeah, I'd agree that they might be trying to hide something.

OT: Feet. Every time I google a female actress (or a female anything, really), Google tries to guess that I want to look at their feet.

I mean... I... why?
 

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I try and at least understand where each fetish comes from. There is a certain feeling often associated with each fetish that is turned into ecstasy. In shocking it would be the tingling sensation, inflation would probably be a GLOMPH* like feeling, vore would probably have to do with the feeling of helplessness or domination.

I pretty much agree with this:
Saulkar said:
Errrrrrrrrrrrrr. As far as I know I get them all. Does not mean that I like them, just that I understand why they are enjoyed. The only one I actually really condemn is pedophilia, some runner ups are ones that lead to death, unconsentual-involuntary-actions, or permanent/crippling disfigurement.

Wait, what?! You left out X fetish that is objectively wrong or condemned X mentioned fetish which you means you do not understand it. *SIGH*
Edit: Also, what's with people saying that some people with certain fetish's who claim they are straight are trying to hide something or are lying to themselves? I feel like that is incredibly judgmental, especially if you do not have said fetish yourself.
The attraction to futa, for example, is that you get all the sex organs and no extreme masculine personality/body.
Pegging would probably be similar, feminine body shape with twice the options.
Also, there is the fact that the ability to produce offspring is incredibly attractive to some people.
 

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Well, there's the obvious ones like...Like....Oh!
ForgottenPr0digy said:
Urine
Scat
Vore/Gore
BDSM
S&M
Overweight
Inflation
Anal fisting
Yeah, all of those. Very convenient. And furries. And, one step below that is bestiality. And Rule 34...The list goes on.


PS: Also, feet. Seriously, what the hell is even remotely sexy about a damn foot?
 

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ForgottenPr0digy said:
Urine
Scat
Vore/Gore
BDSM
S&M
Overweight
Inflation
Anal fisting
Kind of hit them all there for me. Add in Feet and we're good to go.
 

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I don't mind people having weirdo fetishes, but when I see a certain one all over DeviantART I get a bit creeped out. Damn inflated fat girls everywhere. *ugh*

Unless you're ruining someone else's life, like feeders do, I don't really care what you're into.
 

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Y'know, I generally understand most people's wierdness by not understanding it. I don't really have many kinks myself, but I'm incredibly wierd in other parts of life, I doubt anyone "gets" me, so honestly, I tend to just...not care that I don't "get" it.

There's probably some fetishes I don't understand at all, but I just don't feel strongly enough to pick something...apart from sonic.

I understand furry porn. If you look at it as a step up from playboy bunny girls or the popularity of sexy cat costumes around halloween, it's not really that unusual. Furries in fursuits fucking, that's a little more strange, but each to their own. But sonic...those have to be some of the least erotic characters ever. Hell, I'm pretty sure the majority of them blatantly lack the necessary equipment as they're mostly naked. Even ones that seem strangly made to be erotic (rouge the bat) still come off as bizarre cartoon characters. It's a step too far, I guess.

One non-wierd thing I don't personally "get"; The prescence of a man's penis in porn meant for straight men. Personally, it puts me off. I suppose the purpose is that the viewer is supposed to put themselves in that person's shoes, but...that's not me. I know that's not me. I have an imagination, I could put myself in a situation with that particular girl, the other person there just adds one thing I need to take out of that imagining.
 

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All of them.

How do we find any of this arousing? How do I find them arousing?

Bonus points if it is dangerous in long-term or possibly deadly.