Fictional characters you wish you could punch in the face?

[Misterian]

I know almost everyone here has a fictional character they dislike or downright hate, but is there a character you hated so much than you hate so much, that you want to physically harm them the first chance given?

oddly enough, I have only one such character where I have that curiously specific thought;

Sarah, from Ed Edd & Eddy. And good golly, I think those of you who watched this show as often already know what I'm talking about, and if any of you haven't watched the show, let me summarize:

Sarah hardly does anything aside from bossing (or trying to boss) all the other characters around, beats the heck out of the Eds even in moments when they did nothing to deserve it, and gets away with it almost every time! She makes Angelica from Rugrats and even D.W from Arthur look like saints.

If I ever find myself in the universe this show takes place in, I know the first thing I'm gonna do is hijack a semi-truck and crash it straight at Sarah. And if her brother Ed annihilates me for doing so, I'd think to myself that it would be worth it.

Golly I get such violent ideas in mind when I think of her, you're probably reading this and thinking of me as a hypocrite.

But I digress, Do you have any fictional characters you hate enough that you want to physically harm them if at all possible?

 

[JimB]

Master Shake. I have never been more happy than when Meatwad blew him up with missiles.

 

[Euryalus]

Probably the celestial dragons from one piece. They're such thoroughly hate-able people that I want to stab them with a rusty fork... Not that I would given the chance, but I would certainly indulge a few sadistic fantasies XD

 

[HoneyVision]

Jacob from Twilight.

 

[piinyouri]

Most every JRPG protagonist and supporting characters.

 

[lechat]

naruto
i could see myself liking that show but when you hate the main character it's just not meant to be

 

[Newtonyd]

The other pilots of Starfox. I mean what do these lazy bastards do other than get chased around, take potshots at enemies, and get in the way of your line of fire before complaining about a few lasers up the ass.

Poorly designed escort missions with useless / suicidal NPCs make me want to punch the NPCs, then the programmers.

 

[SlaveNumber23]

Wow I'm surprised Joffrey from Game of Thrones isn't on here yet. I wish I could punch Joffrey in the face.

Also Michael from Lost annoyed me to no end:

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

The ponies from MLP. Punch them long and punch them hard. Punch them until their equine molars are flying in bloody arcs through the air while the brony community watches in silence. In the distance, someone snivels.

 

[TheBlueRabbit]

Ann Coulter.

What? She's real? Well, shit. Guess I'll have to go with anyone French Stewart has ever played.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Peggy Hill.

I'd forgive her bad Spanish and her general stupidity if she wasn't so egotistical and controlling, but as it stands she currently leads the backpfeifengesicht[footnote]Face that needs punching[/footnote] brigade.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Master Shake. I have never been more happy than when Meatwad blew him up with missiles.

My youngest brother was scarily like Master Shake, so much that I wonder if some of the creators met him and copied his personality.... And I got to punch him in the face many times for being Shake-stupid. Sadly he passed on a few years back, but ATHF always gives me a way of remembering him... and his absolute nutball stupidity.
RIP Geoff.

OT: Vaan from FF12, Hendrix from Red Faction 1 (ohhh there's more than punching I'd want to do but thats a start), KefkaKefkaKefkaKefka 1000x Kefka, and Barack Obama... Oh he's fictional alright... along with a lot of politicians out there.

 

[bug_of_war]

Tali, Mass Effect. That fucking Quarian makes me so mad, and there is no scenario where in which I take her anywhere or talk to her (outside of her loyalty quest(xp)) as I just can't stand her. Everything she says and does just rubs me the wrong way.

 

[Terminate421]

So did I win this game yet? Just look at that thing, it's a target.

 

[IllumInaTIma]

Do all these random people that you play Dota 2 with count as fictional? No? Oh well.

Carl in second season of Walking Dead. Jim described his perfectly "the one hundred fuck ups of a four-foot burden"

That fat fuck Nozomi from Persona 3. Hated his guts! Always whiny, useless and oh so arrogant.

But most of all I want to punch Linny from Front Mission 3! That fuck had no place in your team! You meet him once somewhere around the middle of a game and beat the living shit out of him for being such as douche, and by the end you meet him again and he just joins your crew! Fuck of Linny, I don't want you in my crew!
Just look at his stupid face!
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[mitchell271]

Ann Coulter.

What? She's real? Well, shit. Guess I'll have to go with anyone French Stewart has ever played.

Impossible. No one that dumb can be alive! She was created by SNL writers as a form of satire, right? Right?

 

[Kekkonen1]

Vanille from FF13 -_-

 

[solemnwar]

Tali, Mass Effect. That fucking Quarian makes me so mad, and there is no scenario where in which I take her anywhere or talk to her (outside of her loyalty quest(xp)) as I just can't stand her. Everything she says and does just rubs me the wrong way.

Well you're doomed
(It's okay, I don't get the love for her character either. We can die together.)



OT: Inphyy from Ninety Nine Nights. Holy shit is she an awful character. She supports killing ALL the goblins- even the women and children- because of her hatred of them. I mean, I kind of understand her hate because they killed her father, but JESUS FUCK she lost any sympathy I had when she pulled that bullshit.

 

[Treeinthewoods]

If anybody has been watching The Following they'd probably understand why I have an extremely strong desire to punch Emma straight in her face.

I guess it's a sign that the character is an effective villain but still... I freaking hate that pixie haired little *****.

 

[Keneth]

Right square in the middle
of his goddamned clown face.